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Granted, but it is now hotter than you could have ever imagined. Got sunscreen? I wish I could just burn all of my finals so I don't have to take them.

Granted, but you are being sued for owning an endangered species. Good luck finding an attorney for that. I wish I could get a free chicken leg.

Granted, but you become corrupted with dark power, and a random hero slays you. I wish I was a little more creative.

Granted. He steals everything else. I wish I had some Skittles right now.

Granted, but I took the game and left $1 on the counter. I wish that the moon in Majora's Mask was green. ._.

Granted. I spent it all. :P I wish for an icicle.

Granted, but it just so happened to house a few skulltulas. I wish that I wouldnt have to go to school on Monday.

Granted, but many people find your jokes insulting.:P I wish I could get my sword out of the freezer.

Granted, but it pinched you with deadly and poisonous claws. I wish that my trash can was empty.

Granted, but it's actually a demon purple pony. I wish I could think of what I want to wish for.

Granted, but a box of chocolates turns out to be an astronomical price. I wish that I could fly...

Granted, but your actions lead to jail. I wish it was easier to make my dragons hatch.

Granted, but those cuccos are not happy that you are eating their cousins... I wish for some breakfast...

Granted, but you bought all of the games on the shop channel. You now have an angry mob after you when people relized that they couldn't buy stuff any more. I wish for a blue moon.

Granted, you're their first victim. I wish I could paint my walls dark green.

Granted, but your "instincts" kick in when you take human form. I wish that I could have more time every day.

Granted, you're now (insert random nationality that nobody's ever heard of here)! I wish I could freeze all of my midterms.

Granted, but the dragons melted it. I wish that my shovel could work better.

Granted, but you somehow get stuck after 2012, and nobody else is alive. I wish that I didnt have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but you get crushed with it... I wish I could get tickets to this years E3.

Granted, but you now have a sand witch due to mistranslation. I wish that Earthbound would come out on the wii shop channel.

Granted, but you never wake up. I wish I could read ancient hylian.

Granted, but I don't think you expected a dolphin with shark like habits. I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but Those twenty bombs all exploded at once. I wish I could stay up all night.

Granted, but I shot a laser at the "un" in uncorrupted, rendering it corrupt. I wish I had a blender.

Granted, but you are attacked by thousands of rabid fans. I wish that I could smash a jelly bean with a fork.

Granted, but you stole my Rayquaza to do it. You should run now. I wish I had some skittles.

Granted, but your dragons exploded after being clicked so much. I wish for a shoe that I can throw at the wall.

Granted, now it's Monday for all of time. I wish for a lunar eclipse.

Granted, but now your eyes burned out and your mind was corrupted by the heaps of ads. I wish for a cat.

Granted, but you must now face the aftermath of 2012 alone. Good luck. I wish for a sword.

Granted, but now the only language you can hear is Japanese. It doesn't matter whether you can understand it or not...so have fun learning a great deal of Japanese! I wish for an iced over volcano.

Granted, but Zelda is now limited to 100 characters. I think we are going to lose some people. I wish for a lazer beam.

Granted, but your pie has mutated into a giant monster. I wish for a very long ladder.

Granted, but It set you and your house on fire. I wish for a vacation to somewhere warm.