Just say you'd live there after the events of SS because after Link helps turn Batreaux into a human all the monsters are gone and the Remlits are calm and gentle even at night. Problem solved. :)
I’d live in Hateno Village. It’s nice and peaceful with a cool temperature. Plenty of nature. I can picture myself working as a cook for the inn or an instructor for those youngins that run around the town. That’d be a nice life.