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It omits poison gas which knocks Link unconciuss, and he dreams everything he does underwater. Secret space-age technology is used to find out what he dreams of, and everyone sees it on billboard-sized TV's which dissapear when Links not drugged, and everybody sees it and goes along with it as...

The Triforce is stupid. How does a Magikarp get to Lv. 99?

It's a very talented turtle. Why does Link not get allowance?

Because he's trying to be like you. How come the average Sim spends 45 minutes on the toilet every day?

He doesn't. How does Red in HG/SS have all the starters, and they're all at the same level?

Well, Duh! It's a pillow pet. It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet! How can you hit a lv. 2 Bidoof with Hyper Beam and not kill it?

Because Link isn't a shopping-crazed teenage girl. Unlike you. How do boats talk?

With an irish wristwatch. How do CHICKENS kill you?

By occansionally turning into a wolf. How can jumping on enemies make them be dead?

Because she didn't like the old one. How come Link never gets tired?

Because he's partly blind. How does magic let you walk on the ceiling?

Because he knows that there isn't any form of police in Hyrule. How do metal shoes let you walk on the ceiling?