[/float]You clearly do not understand the circumstances that have arisen, furthermore causing the actions of my supposed, "games." Over a year ago, Arkvoodle - a resident Hylian Knight - ascended to the level of Godhood, creating a church of falsehood that inevitably shook his followers to their very core. I was so moved by the history of such a powerful occasion that I, in fact, created a number of things in it's honor. Beginning with a building, shrine, and so forth, I monopolized the simpletons of Minecraft. Following close by, I then devised the most clever idea yet; to create the most popular sign-up thread for a Church of the Bearded Nuns. As my devious plan had dictated, I created such a wildly popular sign-up thread that it beat out any other previous sign-up thread. And as part of this devious plot, I never completed said story, tricking all of those who signed up. I felt it was my duty - as a Divine writer - to do such a humorous deed. And then, fast forward a few weeks, I decided to talk to you. Moved by your story told within your blogs, I in fact sympathized and decided it was only right of me to teach you the wise words of the false Church that I have so blindly followed.
To call such a joke "rude," or "immature," not only hurts me, but the integrity of the joke that I, and many others, have kept alive for months to come. To question the maturity is so painstakingly uncalled for that I am, in fact, at a true loss for words. It was not my desire to do such a terrible deed as to insult you, and yet, you still question such a beautiful creation; the Church of the Bearded Nuns. Arkvoodle has spent such a long time cultivating it, perfecting it, that for it to just be thrown away like you have decided to do not only fills me such a large quantity of sadness, but also to Arkvoodle - one who was so kind as to adopt the role of Mother Helen. One may not respect my diplomatic expedition - this search for truth, if you will - but I do demand that Arkvoodle does receive such entitlement to the respect that he - alongside the false Church - rightfully deserve.
[float=left][IMG][/float]I do not understand what a computer error has to do with the posting of a duplicate thread, that one, violates rules of that specific forum. It did not show up because it was deleted for the aforementioned reason; it was not an error on the computer's, but rather misreading, or lack thereof, the rules that state that one must post all graphics in a unified thread. So I dare to ask what exactly you are going with such a comment. You are not permitted to view a deleted thread, and this is what leaves me completely speechless. As the legendary Assassin, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad once said: "What sorcery is this?" I dare not to question your tactics of such, but I only fear that this will tear apart a blossoming friendship between the two of us that had such a great potential. I believed that you were the one; the one who were to become my new best friend - a bffl, if you will. And now, the jokes, as you call them, have caused a rift between two great people. And this is what I wished to avoid.
Perhaps apologies are in order, but I know not where to start. I, a man of great pride, feel that there was no foul play to begin with, but your previous Visitor Message shows to the contrary. And this is what worries me most. To anger you is to cause myself - and all of my peers - great shame, and now I must seek your forgiveness. As is my culture, I must write you a long, well thought out apology, such as I am doing now. I hope with all my heart that this will suffice, but I have been wrong in the past. This strikes fear in my heart; that you won't forgive my actions. I am greatly remorseful for something that I feel I did not do wrong, but you most clearly do.
[float=right][IMG][/float]I did not target you for your depression. To do such a thing is unforgivable, and I would not be able to live with myself if such a selection process like that were to transpire in my mind - be it consciously or subconsciously. I too have felt the sting of depression - it is like a wasp that knows its way around the human anatomy, and stings the heart. I too felt its painful stings earlier this year, so I would never do such an abominable deed. However, what one must do to defeat this heart-stinging wasp is to attack it before it attacks you. To show it that you are not to be stung by it again; that you are the one in control. This dangerous wasp will no doubt back off, and you may go on with your laugh happily, and without a worry in the world.
To accuse me of believing you to be ignorant is equally hurtful. I have never made such implications, nor have I believed it for a moment. For such folly on my part to occur, I can only extend my deepest apologies, for I never believed you to be lacking in intelligence; quite the opposite in fact. I thought you to be a very wise woman - well beyond her years. It saddens me to think that you believe me to find you ignorant, when it simply is not true. I am a perceptive young man - a fine judge of character - and I knew that you were a girl with significant knowledge in a variety of intellectual fields from the moment I saw you.
[float=left][IMG][/float]And now for my final point; your statement about using thunderbolt on me. I too wish Pokémon was real. I have been of a fan of the series for many years now, and have played a considerable amount of the games - not as many as others, but still a good quantity. For this reason, the idea of Pokémon actually existing fills my heart with rainbows, and excites me. I would love such an idea. Perhaps the only idea that makes me salivate at the thought more is living the life of an Assassin. That too is an amazing concept that could keep my awake, thinking about all of the possibilities; it's just so exciting! With this kept in mind, your desire to electrocute me only fills me with sadness; I do not feel that resorting to physical harm is ever truly the answer. One may call me a pacifist, but that simply is not true. I have been in a number of altercations, but I still do not believe that electrocution for a misunderstanding through an exchange of words is quite necessary.
However, I do feel that your plan to cause me such harm would not quite work. See, I am a large fan of Cubone; a ground-type. As nature - something that Pokémon follows closely - dictates, electricity would not have any effect on ground. See, lightning aims for the highest object - and with this, one can gather that the ground is the lowest thing, staying safe from an electrical advances, such as lightning. With this being said, I would not be affected by your cruel attacks, but I, a kindred soul, would refuse to retaliate. This is due to the fact that I am not here to cause issues with you, but rather to mend them. So please, do not thunderbolt me, even if it won't hurt me in the least bit.