Once Upon a Time, there was a magical cactus. the cactus had the power to turn bologna sandwhiches into ham sandwhices. The cactus was only accesible on august 13th at 3:21 p.m. Joey Mcnoodle drove his watermelon moblie into the antartic to find this cactus for he HATED bologna sandwhiches. Joey's car crashed into a kangaroo, but he kept driving anyway. Eventually Joey got so hungry so the watermelon mobile shrunk into the watermelon bike. As he swerved to avoid crashing into a cannibal cowboy, a berserk cloud started chasing him. He tried to speed up, but the Ferocius Beast walked right out into him and screamed