CrimsonCavalier
Fuzzy Pickles
This is something that happened in real life, to "someone I know".
The names have been changed for the safety of those involved.
My friend recently moved into this neighborhood. My friend has a dog, and my friend always takes the dog out on a leash. Partly because he/she is scared his/her dog will run off, but also because it's the law where my friend lives. My friend has a neighbor, and this neighbor is a prick. He lets his dogs poop anywhere they please, and he never picks up after them. He also allows them to roam around without leash. Both of which are illegal AND against the homeowners association legal contract that everyone that moves into my friend's neighborhood had to sign.
Back in February, this evil man was walking his stupid dogs (three of them) and one of them got loose. He ran up to my friend's dog, bearing its teeth and snarling and took a nip at my friend's dog. Instinctually, my friend kicked at the mean dog, because that's what any caring dog owner would do. Well, the evil man became very angry, and yelled, cursed and spit at my friend.
Well, months went by, and my friend got a police notice! Apparently the bad man had reported him to the police for kicking his dog! I'm sure the man didn't mention that his dogs were loose when he fabricated his story.
So now my friend has a personal vendetta against this jerk. Well, today, Fate smiled on my friend, because he got a letter from the evil man to the department of motor vehicles. Inside the letter was a check for the DMV and the man's renewal form. Somehow, this important document had ended up in my friend's mailbox. So he shredded it, along with the check. In a paper shredder.
I know. Diabolical, right? Well, don't lie to the police, and you won't get your DMV forms and check shredded.
So what kinds of dastardly deeds have YOU done?
The names have been changed for the safety of those involved.
My friend recently moved into this neighborhood. My friend has a dog, and my friend always takes the dog out on a leash. Partly because he/she is scared his/her dog will run off, but also because it's the law where my friend lives. My friend has a neighbor, and this neighbor is a prick. He lets his dogs poop anywhere they please, and he never picks up after them. He also allows them to roam around without leash. Both of which are illegal AND against the homeowners association legal contract that everyone that moves into my friend's neighborhood had to sign.
Back in February, this evil man was walking his stupid dogs (three of them) and one of them got loose. He ran up to my friend's dog, bearing its teeth and snarling and took a nip at my friend's dog. Instinctually, my friend kicked at the mean dog, because that's what any caring dog owner would do. Well, the evil man became very angry, and yelled, cursed and spit at my friend.
Well, months went by, and my friend got a police notice! Apparently the bad man had reported him to the police for kicking his dog! I'm sure the man didn't mention that his dogs were loose when he fabricated his story.
So now my friend has a personal vendetta against this jerk. Well, today, Fate smiled on my friend, because he got a letter from the evil man to the department of motor vehicles. Inside the letter was a check for the DMV and the man's renewal form. Somehow, this important document had ended up in my friend's mailbox. So he shredded it, along with the check. In a paper shredder.
I know. Diabolical, right? Well, don't lie to the police, and you won't get your DMV forms and check shredded.
So what kinds of dastardly deeds have YOU done?
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