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I can't stand birthdays anymore. They always depress me the more older I get. And I'm saying this because my birthday's next month.
My birthday is in 8 days.
This is not a confession. Stop "confessing" stuff that aren't confessions. I believe even a mod has said this.
This is not a confession. Stop "confessing" stuff that aren't confessions. I believe even a mod has said this.
What would you know about it? That's actually my birthday, and it is a confession because none of you knew that. Now stop being stupid.
It's not a confession. There is a difference between a statement that people were unaware of and a confession.
Confession according to Merriem-webster:
the act of telling people something that makes you embarrassed, ashamed, etc.
According to oxford:
An acknowledgement that one has done something about which one is ashamed or embarrassed:
wikipedia:
A confession is a statement made by a person or a group of people acknowledging some personal fact that the person (or the group) would prefer to keep hidden.
You are embarrassed or ashamed about your birthday? No you aren't. Don't call me stupid, I never called you names.
Of course not. But see? You pwned yourself.
wikipedia:
A confession is a statement made by a person or a group of people acknowledging some personal fact that the person (or the group) would prefer to keep hidden.
Now...anything else?
Oh, you want to keep your birthday and the fact that you have a job or a car hidden? I highly doubt that. I certainly wouldn't call that a serious confession. Also, I did use wikipedia as a source myself, obviously, but wikipedia is not nearly as good of a source as merriem-webster and oxford, so it doesn't really supersede them. More like it just enforces them. If you aren't embarrassed or ashamed by your confession, it's not a confession. Stop it. You can't seriously say that your birthday is a serious confession. Don't be silly.
Believe it or not, bringing something to light that people weren't aware of is a confession.
The two authorities on the english language (Oxford and merriem webster) beg to differ. You can't change the meaning of a word to fit your own purposes. Words have definitions for a reason.
Sorry, you are wrong. I have already proved you are wrong (well, more like, the dictionary proved you are wrong), and you are refusing to accept it because of your own ego. I'm done. Keep posting your false confessions.