Corrupt a wish!

[Jesper]

Granted,but I am first and I kill you and take all your money.

I wish I could star in a hit movie that is not twilight.

Too bad, your acting talent is that bad that only Twilight is good enough

I wish being a one of the Zelda-developers...

 

[ケンジ]

Granted but your spot on the Zelda team was getting them Coffee and cleaning their work area

I wish I can punch my CPU to death.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted,but it is a cookie......MADE OF PANDAS!!!!!!*everyone gasps*

I wish I had zelda cdi games so I could see if they are actually bad.

You're cruel!
Now on to the granting. Granted, now your computer is dead.

I wish for more Trident Layers. (they're good and I'm running out of them)

 

[Epwna]

I'm glad you liked my corrupting.

Moving on.Granted,but then the stride people think it's stride gum and when you spit the first won out,they destroy you.

I wish for a pet panda.

 

[peahats95]

granted but you cannot afford all the bamboo to feed the panda, and then the EPA takes your panda away and sues you $7,000,000(or whatever currency the turnip palace has)

I wish I didnt have to do a civics essay over the weekend

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but now you have to go back to kindergarden.

I wish I could spend one day in the Stone Tower temple.

P.S.The currency in the turnip palace is tures.The symbol is *.$7,000,000 is equal to *3,500,000.You've learned a lesson.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted,but now you have to go back to kindergarden.

I wish I could spend one day in the Stone Tower temple.

P.S.The currency in the turnip palace is tures.The symbol is *.$7,000,000 is equal to *3,500,000.You've learned a lesson.

Granted, but it collapses and you die.

I wish I could mount a cloud and fly around. (Just like Dragon Ball Z)

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

I wish for a pet panda.

You could've had me if you claimed me, but too bad, I'm not giving up myself.

Now, on to the corrupting...
Granted, but you fall off because clouds are made out of water and you die because of the high fall.

I wish I could come up with ideas for writing easier.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you aren't a writer.


I wish I cound command a tanker unit.

 

[LozzyKate]

You could've had me if you claimed me, but too bad, I'm not giving up myself.

Now, on to the corrupting...
Granted, but you fall off because clouds are made out of water and you die because of the high fall.

I wish I could come up with ideas for writing easier.

Granted, but you will write so easily and will come up with so many ideas that it will drive you insane.

I wish to travel the world.

 

[Epwna]

For enemytracker:
Granted,but you get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris while in charge.

For lozzykate:
Granted,but it takes the rest of your life.

I wish for my own private oasis.

 

[enemytracker]

(I ninja'd you, Kate!:xd

Granted, but it's only a mirage.

I wish I could breathe fire.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you aren't a writer.

You're mean!

Now on to the corrupting...
Granted, but you burn everything in your way.

I wish for my room to change color at my will. That be cool!

 

[peahats95]

Granted but it changes color when you think about a color so it constantly changes color so you get seasick.

I wish you I knew what a prince's peach is

 

[Mighty Deku]

Granted but it for some reason disturbs you so much you go CRAZY

I wish I had remembered to wish