You Need The New Nintendo 3DS FL: Reggie Informer Edition

Hey all my faithful readers! Reggie here with the latest scoop on Nintendo of America’s money making schemes. Today we have announced The New Nintendo 3DS FL: Reggie Informer Edition.

The size and shape of this New Nintendo 3DS FL will be about the same as the New Nintendo 3DS XL. What does FL stand for? Fils-Aime, of course!

Recently, I interviewed the president of Nintendo of America. Yes, I do interview myself. Mother always told me I was different than the other children.

Anywho, in this interview I revealed that the New Nintendo 3DS FL: Reggie Informer Edition was originally just going to be a Reggie Edition. I thought to myself, “Why not create a New Nintendo 3DS FL that is not just dedicated to me, but to my new news website as well?”

I gave the word to my slav- er, my employees, and they got to work on an art concept right away. I immediately fell in love with it, and you can view it in all its glory at the top of this post.

Do you like it? It’s shiny and new, so why wouldn’t you like it? Here’s a heads up: I’m only producing a small number of these units. If you aren’t lucky enough to get one on launch day, than I’m sure you can find one on eBay for only triple the price.