Why Yoshi Hates Mario

When you look at it this way, Mario really is a b%&!, no? But then again, as we all know the Mario games are all actually secret communism propaganda so what’s another green cuddly dinosaur among the corpses of Mario’s relentless assault? That being said, baby Mario’s incessant whining deserves a lot more scolding than the infamous “Hey Listen!” from Link’s equivalent annoyance.

At least Navi didn’t require a diaper change between dungeons… or did she?

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