We interrupt this steady stream of groundbreaking Zelda news, site updates, and amazingly-written articles to bring you what is possibly the greatest news story you will ever read on this site.
You know how you occasionally hear stories on the news of people claiming to have seen Jesus in their pancakes, spaghetti, and cheetos? Finally, we have a similar story relating to Zelda—a McDonald’s Chicken Select in the form of an Ocarina.
That’s not even the best part. The lucky fellow who acquired this horribly-misshapen piece of
something has placed it on eBay, with a starting bid of $25. Apparently he doesn’t want you to eat it, though, which is probably for the best.
Place your bid here. Make a joke about this being the Ocarina of Thyme/playing the New Wave Barbecue Sausa Nova below.