Meet the RI Staff: Reginald “Reggie” Fils-Aimé

Greetings, Internet and Miiverse! I’m Reggie Fils-Aimé, president and COO of Nintendo of America and starting today, your number one source for all things Reggie!

For many years, countless fans have requested to be informed about me, and now that I have acquired a web address from a jolly fellow in Wisconsin, I have decided the Internet is ready for that request to be fulfilled.

As Editor-in-Chief of Reggie Informer, my first priority is to keep you all informed of all things Reggie. But life was not always so simple.

Since the glorious day my furry body was brought into this world, I knew I would be destined for greatness. But in order to achieve that greatness, I needed to have many things.

I needed an education. I needed a sense of style. I needed power, wisdom, and courage. I needed my face to float in the minds of admirers so they could see me and be inspired, not distracted by the great things I would bring them.

I obtained all of those things and more on my rise to greatness. And I completed billions of hours of Nintendo games along the way, keeping my mind sharp, my resolve clean, and the asses of my enemies kicked.

Except in Smash. I’m terrible at Smash.

I hope you all enjoy the splendor of today’s informer of information. I hope to become not only a great source of news for events in my life, but the world of Nintendo games, including the Zelda franchise.

Now grab some pancakes and pizza, savor a spirited debate, hype yourself for a special white and gold (or is it blue and black?) amiibo, unravel the mystery of a website-wide Easter Egg, brace yourself for a moderate television show, and savor the sweet scents of sautéed sustenance… because all that and more will be found in today’s first issue of Reggie Informer.

My name is Reggie Fils-Aimé.

And my body is ready!