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What's the dumbest thing you've seen someone eat?

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For me that goes to the LA Beast. Usually he's pretty cool with his eating challenges. But eating cactus is dumb. Very dumb. Though he did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

He made a reaction/aftermath video where he says ****ting out cactus feels like he's ****ting out knives from his butthole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Uslf0epbo

A touch over 3 years later he eats more cactus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs

Eating cactus is dumb. We can all agree on that. But eating cactus a second time after ****ting out the spiny cactus the first time round? That's even dumber.
 
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Someone dares a guy at work to eat a mealworm and he did.... the thought of it makes me gag
 

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Hah, dared a colleague of mine to do the same thing. They nearly did gag!
Huh? I ate a fried mealworm once and it tasted like French fries.
 

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I’ve eaten a lot of dumb things, but the dumbest thing I’ve seen someone else eat? Hmmm... probably glass, I saw a guy who called himself the “Iron Stomach” eat glass and metal once, he probably had to have surgery idk but that’s just wrong!
 
Some emo dude at my lunch table in high school forgot to remove his lip piercing one day when he started eating and accidentally swallowed it. He just cried over it for the rest of the lunch period.

Other than that, uh, tide pods? Magnets? Stupid children who eat the cool toys and get them recalled?
 
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I just fixed my first post here, I posted the eating cactus video 2x and now the reastion to the first video is there properly so you can see him in agony ****ting out cactus spines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Uslf0epbo

The LA Beast also hate approx 2.5KG (US 5 pound bag) of sugar free gummy bears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
Watch from the 11 minute mark till the end to see him in tons of pain and ****ting out so much it'd make the record books. He bought the bag of gummy bears from amazon and here's his amazon review of them.

I Ate The Entire 5 Pound Bag And Am Writing This Review From The Toilet
"It Feels Like Mount Saint Helen's Just Exploded From My butt hole....Why? Oh Why?
-L.A. BEAST
I uttered these fateful words 5 hours ago when the water fountain of diarrhea started to exit my rear end like an exorcism in full progress. I am severely dehydrated and have set a new world record for most poops in a 5 hour period with 9. I am lying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position just like another gentleman who experienced the same thing which he wrote in his review, and I plan on spending the night right where I am. May god have mercy on my insides.


@Domozilla777 I heard about that. That bloke eats so many dumb things. I think the glass was most likely his dumbest.
 
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This past week, I was doing some landscaping with a group of people and we found an interesting mass of something that we figured was some kind of root. One guy decided to cut off a piece to see if it tasted any good. He said it tasted like dirt, since it was covered in it. Another guy took the mystery chunk back to where we were staying and cleaned it up to attempt to cook with it. He discovered that it was a chunk of chicken breast that had been buried there for who knows how long. The first giy got really grossed out after he remembered he had eaten a piece of that chicken. It was pretty hilarious.
 

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