I would name him Link, but I share my games with siblings so to keep things straight we just use our own names.
On the humorous side, I myself haven't made Link's name anything crazy for the reason stated above but I have seen some funny ones...I tend to laugh most at swears, haha.
Also, someone named Epona "Your mom" in TP and Ilia said "I washed your mom for you." I lol'd.