Vending Machine

[Hylian Knight]

Out comes Antonio Banderas

I put in a Keaton.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Out comes the 9-tailed fox

I put in wolf link

 

[i-am-link]

Out comes Midna.

I put in Minecraft.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

out comes a mine

I put me and Zoro in O///O

 

[WW IsDa Bombchu]

Out comes Zolo with bloody swords

I put in seastone.

 

[The Shadow]

You get an ocean

I put in the yomi yomi no mi

 

[Celeboy]

you get out a not-so-yomi yomi no mi!

I put in £1.50

 

[WW IsDa Bombchu]

You get nothing.

I put in Fire Fist Ace. (Plz give me spicy doritos...)

 

[The Shadow]

Please, you think you can get Spicy doritos... NO DORITOS FOR YOU!

I put in each of the organisation XIII member's weapons and elements

 

[Xixor]

And a nickel comes out. 'Cause that's how much that's worth.

I go to the vending machine and put in the nickel that just came out.

 

[i-am-link]

Out comes a note that says, "Sorry, but I don't know what this is... Have they changed the currency in Hyrule?"

I insert a Green Rupee.

 

[WW IsDa Bombchu]

You get nothing. What can you even buy?

I put in a plea for Doritos.

 

[The Shadow]

You still don't get any

I put in Terra's keyblade

 

[Xixor]

But it doesn't fit.

I put in a dirty sock.

 

[The Shadow]

Out it comes all clean and sparkly

I put in Vanitus