Throw Something at the Next Poster!

[Sirmat]

*Cubone's foot lands next to me*

"You know, I think P.E.T.A has a point, Pokemon can be very violent."

*Throws Anti Pokemon Abuse pamphlets at NP*

Inventory: Steve (porcupine, sleeping), porcupine bed

 

[pkfroce]

My dead flaming body from a few posts ago comes back to life.

*Sees flying pamphlets*

*Thinks, 'Who gives a ****.' and catches said pamphlets.

*Rips pamphlets apart with teeth.*

*Throws a pokeball at NP*

 

[Sirmat]

*I block pokeball*

"Steve is mine, and he will always stay with me! ... That was kind of overdramatic...

*Throws dice (2) at NP*

Inventory: Steve (porcupine, sleeping), porcupine bed

 

[pkfroce]

*Throws Pokeball at dice and successfully catches them.*

*Names the new Dice Pokemon, 'Probabilitymon'*

"Go! Probabilitymon!"

"Use Dice Roll!"

Probabilitymon flings itself at NP.

Inventory: Probabilitymon (Attacking)

 

[i-am-link]

*builds a dirt wall to block the Probabilitymon*

*throws more dirt*

Inventory: 1x Teddy Bear, and apparently a metric s**tton of dirt

 

[pkfroce]

Probabilitymon dies due to the dirt.

*Gets hit by dirt thrown by i-am-link.*

*Throws Sunscreen at NP*

 

[OcarinaBoy]

Me:"Sunscreen? Oh God, does this mean I have to go OUTSIDE?!"
*starts to panic*

*throws (full) soda can at NP due to panicking*

 

[pkfroce]

*Gets hit in head by soda can and receives a concussion.*

*Is dizzy and has lost sense of direction... Throws....knife at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*hires magneto as my personal bodyguard*

*knife flies to NP instead*

 

[i-am-link]

YIEP! *holds up teddy bear, which stops the knife in its head* ...okay then.

*takes knife out of teddy bear and throws teddy bear at np*

Inventory: 1x Knife, 1x Metric S**t-ton of dirt

 

[linkypete]

*catches it and gives it to a random baby*

*throws the random baby at NP*

Inventory: magneto

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

*catches and keeps baby*

*throws baby's soiled diaper at NP*

Inventory: Dead-ness, baby

 

[linkypete]

OH CRAP! (literally)

Throws the crap at NP

Inventory: magneto

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

*swears, catches it*

*conjures a garbage can and drops it in*

*shrugs*

*picks up a handful of dirt from the ground and throws it at NP*

Inventory: Baby, garbage can containing one(1) crap

 

[linkypete]

*the dirt has some form of nickel or steel inside it and magneto deflects it*

*I mine the metal alloy out of it*

*I forge a throwing knife*

*throws leftover dirt at NP*

Inventory: magneto, 1x throwing knife.