Take The Cookie!

[Storm]

BATTLE OF THE WRITERS:
CONTESTANTS: Ninten* and Son of Raiden

thou hast brought this upon thy self Lady! you want to bout when i give everyone cookies?
then Bring it on!

while I was in the past I made some dud cookies that were extremely explosive. you picked the wrong one out of my wallet
*pulls out detonator* bye bye <3 *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* BOOM!

 

[Spirit Tracks]

you accidentaly dropped a cookie and detonater, along with the real cookie, so i take the cookie, the bomb one, and the detonater. I give you the explosive one, but you dont notices, BOOM. the end.

I have the cookie!

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I fall suddenly from the sky holding an explosive cookie and land on your chest, knocking you to the ground, the cookie flying upwards into my grasp whilst the explosive one descends accidentally into your mouth. You accidentally swallow the explosive cookie, and I leap back upwards from whence I had come along with the real cookie. I HAS IT! You realize as you lie there that you hold the remote control to the explosive cookie in your stomach.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

BOOM. the explosion also knocks you out, and i had a fairy, unlike you. so i am revived and take the cookie.
I haz cookie.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Ninten: I have a big imaginatio to and have high intention in writing Fiction novels. And I see you like Mother....... I copy uuuu

I pull 7 needles to awaken the dark dragon sleeping under the Earth, and it destroys the Earth. The cookie is on the back of the Dragon. I approach the last cookie in the world. But then I slipped and fell into the depths of the Lava.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

It turns out the Dark dragon was my pet, so i take the cookie off his back and fly off to somewhere nobody will quess. And by somewhere nobody will guess i mean in the middle of the pacific ocean (yes, there can maybe be something called a dark water dragon, i think) with an unlimeted supply of oxygen

 

[RegalBryant]

I hop on the back of my Hybrid Samurott/Blaziken and swim down, us my O<->CO2 device, and watch you suffocate and slip the cookie out of your lifeless hand. I then Hide in Death Mountain so my cookie can dry.
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Storm]

I make everyone cookies. and there was much rejoicing as we all eat our delicious cookies

 

[pizzavato]

*hmm...just had a delicious samich...with egg...*
all the cup cakes merge into one giant cupcake! and I turn it into a cookie!!
and then I eat a part of it.

 

[Storm]

the cookie is laced with arsenic and all kinds of poisons. you die

 

[Byrne]

I shot you with a banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take your cookie

 

[Big Octo]

I poop an cookie.

 

[fireslayr]

Too bad, the cookie you pooped was really just poop shaped like a cookie.

I venture into the lair of the cookie monster and make off with a delicious bag of cookies

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Cookie Monster didnt have the cookie. I did! after he eats all the cookie he gets angry that theres no more and tries to eat you. i haz a cookie.

 

[ZeldaHunter]

I snatch it from you

I HAZ THE COOKIE​