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Pokemon Puns!

Nayrulinkx

Japanese Wannabe
Joined
Sep 4, 2011
Location
British Columbia, Canada
Hello, fellow Pokemon fans! I was looking for Pokemon a video, and found a really cool song! (Which I cannot post here because of drug reference) But the song was basicly a love song, but filled with Pokemon puns like "Give me a Chansey, though a seem a bit Far-Fetched!" or "I'll take you out to dinner every Dragonite!" and things like that. So I want to hear any (clean) Pokemon Puns any of you have!^^
 

Y2K3

Lushier than Mercy!
Joined
Apr 14, 2008
Location
Newfoundland, Canada
I really enjoy these. I don't know of very many, but my favourite one is probably 'I'm not going to Raichu (write you) a love song"
There is another one that I really enjoy, but I don't think it's one that I should really be putting up here.
 

Celeboy

Collecting Dust
Joined
Sep 27, 2010
Location
UK
KakunaRatatta, It's no passing phrase!!! (Hakunamatatta from the lionking)
 

arkvoodle

Diabolical
Joined
Sep 20, 2008
Location
Somewhere
Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone (I can see clearly now the rain is gone)

Good Eeveening gentlemen. (good evening gentlemen)

You will address me as sir, as I omanyte of the round table. (You will address me as sir, as I am a knight of the round table)

Please close your meowth when chewing food. (Please close your mouth when chewing food)

And finally, i'm not sure if this counts as a pun or a terrible terrible joke:

How do you get a pikachu onto a bus? Poke 'em on. -.-
 

Dragon Master

Master of Dragon Pokemon
Joined
Oct 10, 2011
Location
The ozone layer flying with Rayquaza
I've got a really good one that fits this website. This castle Nidoking (needs a king).

I just thought up a few more. Axew! (Achoo!) Gesundiet!
There are pokemon Amoongus. (among us.)
I love Mewtwo!(you too)
I see Feebas! (three bass)
Oh Shuckles! (shucks)
Ditto do that? (Did I)
I need to Meditite. (Meditate)

Ash:Pikachu Zapdos (zap those) Team Rocket fools with Thunderbolt!
 
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*M i d n a*

Æsir Scribe
Joined
Aug 18, 2009
Location
*Midgard*
Gender
Entity
I have a few atm, nothing that good.

I peek at you (Pikachu)
Hey there, Chikorita (Hey there, Señorita)
Ho-Oh, here comes trouble (Uh oh)

I'll think of more.

--Edit--

Person 1: What are you having for breakfast?
Person 2: Eggs and Bagon. (bacon)
 
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Joined
Dec 19, 2011
Well, that was Onixpected....

That fight we had almost Tauros apart.

Should have kept your Meowth shut

Don't stop Bayleefing.

Who Togepi, and didn't flush?
 

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