These songs play over the P.A. at my job every single day, and I can hardly make out the lyrics. The various chatter from customers and coworkers alike, along with the noise of the cooling fans make it even harder...
Here's my interpretation on the lyrics I was able to make out. From what appears to be the chorus:
'Don't drop that junk on my head
If you keep on doing that
I'm gonna cut your eye
(Cut your eye)
Carmen'
Here's yet another one that plays daily. Equally as, if not more, annoying as the last one.
My take on [parts of the] chorus.
'All I want is to be a hoarder.'
...um, yeah.
'So long, Cell!
It's looks like five(?) is one the loose
You're gonna have to lose!'
This last one doesn't play at my job, but it seems like everyone 25 and under sings this song everywhere I go. The whole song sounds like crap, but there is this one part that I was able to salvage from this wreckage called 'music'.
There's one part that goes,
'I might let your boy shop(?) for me
But he gotta eat the booty like groceries'
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU MEAN TO TELL THAT THOSE ARE THE ACTUAL LYRICS TO THE SONG???
There is this one last song that plays at my job, but the lyrics are so unintelligible that SHAZAM couldn't even decipher it. Seriously, this song caused the SHAZAM app on my phone to just give up and crash. It goes like,