I would undoubtedly die trying to befriend a lynel. It would go something like: *satan slowly approaches the lynel* *lynel get angery* *satan tries to gently pet the lynel* *lynel get ANGEREY* *satan dies*
Alternatively, I'd die attempting to reprogram a guardian and not being able to and having my head get blasted clean off.
I would die by infiltrating a Bokoblin Camp. *Vee wears a Bokoblin mask and befriends 3 normal, 2 blue and 2 silver Bokoblins. They have a party and dance around while suddenly a nosy Lizalfos appears and attacks the imposter. The Bokoblins scream and attack. Vee dies*
Falling down a cliff whilst on a horse or more probably approach a dangerous partbeast and take photos while commenting in david attenbroughs voice....... "AND HERE WE SEE THE LYNELS A MAJESTIC CREATURE FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, eating a buttercup".
Let's pick something reasonable, I'd die by tripping on a rock and impaling myself on one of the many random weapons lying around.
That or a bokoblin would throw an exploding barrel sending me careening off a cliff.