"I came into this world kicking and screaming and cover in someone else's blood. I don't mind going out the same way"
-old dude Jim Goble I used to work with, who by just looking at had a pretty rough life
Oh, lol same job, but young redneck kid.
"I feel like a lil brown Snake is playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Person 1 "So I recently pigeon holed a girl."
Person 2 "What in the world does that mean in this scenario!"
Person 1 "You know I showed her how to do a pigeon hole problem."
I have a video of a friend of mine trying to say bouncin' *****es (for whatever reason) and accidentally saying bounchin' bitzes instead, all the while hopping on one of those elastic balls.