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Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
12:33 AM <Raindrop14> XD
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> but I don't know much about that stuff :I
12:32 AM <Violet> ITS LUNAR
BlitzPlum Answered in thread : FOOTAGE: Sonic Lost World
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> so I was thinking either B or D
12:32 AM <Violet> yeah
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> although not the longest
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> so it's got to be a long one
12:32 AM <justac00lguy>
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> and that 115 min
12:32 AM <Raindrop14> well they are talking about X right?
12:32 AM * Violet proceeds to google
Ventus Answered in thread : Why Do People Like Vaati?
12:32 AM <Violet> noo.. i must not cheat
12:31 AM <justac00lguy> Vio can't you just Google lol
12:31 AM <Violet> if its C, the duration will be short
surferguy7 Answered in thread : FOOTAGE: Sonic Lost World
12:31 AM <Raindrop14> I'm going based off of estimation in my head of what I think, I've never seen nay kind of eclips but the moon
12:31 AM <Violet> eclipse of the planets what

shhh don't tell my teachers


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
Linkdude74 said:
Eric: A term used to describe a mentally ******** cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

What in the name of the holy ****.

Clarification: That's my RL name.
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Man... the ****???
Oct 25, 2012
F***ing LaLa Land!!!
Read bottom to top cuz IM LAZY!!!

8:50 PM <Atsuma> oh, my coffee is ready. (Goes to get)
8:50 PM <Atsuma> lol
8:50 PM <Big Octo> ilu2
8:50 PM <Atsuma> stay
8:50 PM <GirlWithAFairy>
8:50 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Ill miss you
8:50 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I love you
8:50 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Im sorry
8:50 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I have to Big O
Atsuma Answered in thread : Fire Emblem Awakening Question
Vanessa28 Answered in thread : Speaking Negative of Past Employers
8:48 PM <Big Octo> dont go... : c
8:48 PM * GirlWithAFairy leaves
Ventus Answered in thread : Fire Emblem Awakening Question
8:48 PM <GirlWithAFairy> **** this ****
8:48 PM <GirlWithAFairy> Man

Lord Vain

Dawn of a New Day
Nov 29, 2011
[6/10/2013 5:06:20 PM] Sydney: eh yolo

[6/10/2013 5:06:36 PM] Lord Vain: You only live online?

[6/10/2013 5:08:53 PM | Edited 5:09:06 PM] Sydney: You obviously love omnomivores?

[6/10/2013 5:12:18 PM] Lord Vain: Ovaries?

I don't know what you're saying, girl, but I kind of want to order pizza but it's raining and we have food I could make and I figure it would be mean to have a delivery person walk in the rain. ;-;

[6/10/2013 5:14:13 PM] Sydney: jrfvrkfedcecfe

[6/10/2013 5:14:20 PM] Sydney: SPEAK WITH YOUR HEAAARRRRTTT

[6/10/2013 5:15:18 PM] Lord Vain: Yes, that song is a great one, but what does it have to do with pizza and ovaries? I'm sorry, I likely am making no sense right now, this is me when I'm hungry...

[6/10/2013 5:20:56 PM] Sydney: everything

[6/10/2013 5:21:45 PM] Lord Vain: Seems legit.

Heheh, that should totally be a new thing for yolo though...it's so bad that it's funny.

[6/10/2013 5:23:47 PM] Sydney: xD

You obviously love ovaries.

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
1:09 PM <Lord Vain> I'm Liver...
1:09 PM <Night Owl> I know a few good yolks
1:09 PM <LittleGumball> sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
1:09 PM <Dracomajora> So many bad chemistry jokes, I just want to barium.
1:08 PM <Night Owl> yfw the majority of vegetables are fruit
1:08 PM <LittleGumball> I would tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.
Dracomajora Answered in thread : Pirates Mafia: Curse of the Black Pearl
1:08 PM <Violet> badumtuss
1:08 PM <Atticus> yfw corn is clearly a grain
1:08 PM <Night Owl> nevermind it's too corny
1:08 PM <Night Owl> Wanna hear a vegetable joke?....

uh... chlorophyll?


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
[3:30:14 PM] The Bagel Queen: On 2013-06-14, at 5:26 PM, Seth-Sama wrote:
> Hollie is a newspaper delivery girl?
what you guys didn't know that?
[3:30:23 PM] The Bagel Queen: thought i mentioned it
[3:30:37 PM] The Bagel Queen: I've been doing it for a long time
[3:30:51 PM] Ace Rimmer: What else haven't you told us? ;(
[3:31:33 PM] The Bagel Queen: I'm Osama Bin Laden
[3:31:46 PM] The Bagel Queen: and uh
[3:31:49 PM] The Bagel Queen: let's see
[3:32:02 PM] The Bagel Queen: I shot JFK
[3:32:05 PM] The Bagel Queen: uhhhhhh
[3:32:11 PM] Ace Rimmer: :O
[3:32:14 PM] The Bagel Queen: Im actually a horse
[3:32:29 PM] Ace Rimmer: :O :O :O
[3:32:34 PM] Ace Rimmer: Ace Rimmer faints
[3:32:57 PM] The Bagel Queen: oh yeah and I own an illegal frog lawnmower business
[3:33:08 PM] The Bagel Queen: Pretty big in the crime world
[3:33:16 PM] Ace Rimmer: Ace Rimmer explodes
[3:33:26 PM] The Bagel Queen: I'm the Al Capone of frog lawnmowers
[3:34:27 PM] The Bagel Queen: I should probably also mention that Jesus was my dad
[3:34:43 PM] Ace Rimmer: God is your grandpa?
[3:34:59 PM] The Bagel Queen: yeah
[3:35:03 PM] Ace Rimmer: Damn
[3:35:26 PM] The Bagel Queen: he smites people for me sometimes
[3:35:34 PM] The Bagel Queen: bit senile though

Excuse me?

4:48 PM <justac00lguy> For some reason I read that thread as "Zelda to explore bondage"

Weird thing is...

I did too.

[5:49:08 PM] Mathias Smith: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1000049_206963989452169_441636935_n.jpg
[5:51:04 PM] Dan: xD
[5:51:13 PM] Dan: I've only played the 3DS version of water temple
[5:51:21 PM] Dan: I didn't find it that hard as people made out
[5:51:30 PM] Dan: but the 3DS version was nerfed I believe
[5:51:37 PM] Mathias Smith: I beat it when I was 6 with no guide
[5:51:45 PM] Dan: okay you just badass
[5:53:09 PM] Mathias Smith: :)
[5:54:34 PM] The Bagel Queen: On 2013-06-14, at 8:51 PM, *** Alert Johnson wrote:
> I beat it when I was 6 with no guide
whoa guys got a super cool kid up in hereeeee
[5:55:01 PM] Mathias Smith: ikr
[5:56:48 PM] The Bagel Queen: everybody else sit down pancake is da champ
[5:57:38 PM] Mathias Smith: I am the OoT master
[5:57:52 PM] The Bagel Queen: http://puu.sh/3fURW.png justin bieber tweeted 4 pictures of frog lawn mowers???
[5:57:56 PM] The Bagel Queen: wha
[5:59:36 PM] Dan: that kids definely on dem drugs now
[6:00:06 PM] Dan: I bet you caught mewtwo with a regular pokeball too pancake
[6:00:21 PM] Mathias Smith: Pfft Mewtwo was my starter
[6:00:28 PM] The Bagel Queen: DAAYYYUUMM
[6:01:02 PM] Mathias Smith: It was shiny too :)
[6:01:06 PM] The Bagel Queen: WHOAHWOAWHOAHWOAHO
[6:02:12 PM | Edited 6:02:35 PM] Mathias Smith: Also, not trying to brag, but I beat Zelda II while I was taking a nap in daycare.

Not trying to brag or anything.

and then there's Hollie trying to be cool

[6:03:43 PM] The Bagel Queen: well you know what one time i stabbed a hole in the bottom of a capri sun and drank it upside down
[6:03:50 PM] The Bagel Queen: tryin not to brag or anything but
[6:03:56 PM] The Bagel Queen: i like to live on the wild side
[6:04:05 PM] The Bagel Queen: also i've gone through a couple of do not enter doors
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Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
10:18 AM <Lord Vain> No.
10:18 AM <Dracomajora> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:17 AM <Dracomajora> Ahahahahahah......AHAHAHHAHAHA!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thareous Answered in thread : A Solo He Can't Refuse: Marching Band Mafia
10:15 AM <Dan> Hahahahahahahaha!


combo breaker

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
23:22 <JuicieJ> NO
23:22 <Azure Sage> So your avatar is a cross dresser
23:22 <Azure Sage> Oh
23:22 <JuicieJ> Robin is just the base name suggested for the male Avatar, i.e. your character
23:21 <JuicieJ> No
23:21 <JuicieJ> Wha?
23:21 <Azure Sage> so is robin a cross dresser or what
23:21 <JuicieJ> lol
23:21 <Ventus> but Tharja is still crazy...she wants the Avatar bad
23:21 <Ventus> you can't marry female robin to Tharja no
23:20 <JuicieJ> I thought the game was against that
23:20 <JuicieJ> Um... how
23:20 <Dracomajora> Yep
23:20 <Ventus> female too? wut
23:20 <JuicieJ> lolwut
23:19 <Dracomajora> And female
23:19 <Ventus> has a huge crush on Robin (male)
23:19 <Ventus> Tharja
23:19 <JuicieJ> Okay, who is that other character?
I am utterly clueless about Fire Emblem stuff. :mellow:


Angel of Darkness
Staff member
ZD Legend
Jan 31, 2010
Yahtzee, Supernatural
Angel of Darkness
o_O Azure seems to be bewitched by his 3DS....... MAYBE IT WAS THE 3DS SPEAKING THOUGH!
7:21 AM <Azure Sage> And instead of questioning how it could talk, I started playing it.
7:21 AM <Azure Sage> It said "Zaaaaaak... Plaaaaay with meeeeee."
7:21 AM <Lord Vain> >::>
7:20 AM <Azure Sage> It was calling to me
7:20 AM <Azure Sage> And because my 3DS was sitting there next to my laptop
7:20 AM <Lord Vain> Hah.
7:20 AM <Azure Sage> I don't die, I multiply


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
[5:10:13 PM | Edited 5:10:16 PM] Mathias Smith: Am I a certified ****** yet?
[5:10:18 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Not yet.
[5:10:24 PM | Edited 5:10:35 PM] Lonny Breaux: No you must earn it
[5:10:25 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: You have to pass one more challenge.
[5:10:35 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: The Challenge of ***s.
[5:10:38 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Few succeed.
[5:10:40 PM] Mathias Smith: xD
[5:10:41 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Most die.
[5:11:24 PM] Mathias Smith: my pubes itch
[5:11:38 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Good. The *** is strong with you.
[5:11:47 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: You must learn how to harness the ***.
[5:11:52 PM] Mathias Smith: lol
[5:11:59 PM] Mathias Smith: I wish I could post this
[5:12:52 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: There are two sides of the ***. The light side and the dark side. Most who learn how to use the *** are corrupted by its power. You must resist the dark side of the ***. It will give you great power, but will ultimately destroy you.
[5:13:08 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Just look at Elton John
[5:13:14 PM] Mathias Smith: lol

This is why I love LoZ.

[7:02:05 PM] Mathias Smith: your gay
[7:02:17 PM] The Doctor: That's my line @Hollie
[7:02:44 PM] *** Seth removed alit from this conversation. ***
[7:02:53 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: my gay? where? has he escaped again?
[7:02:57 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: damn
[7:03:03 PM] *** Seth removed reggie from this conversation. ***
[7:03:04 PM] The Doctor: Lol
[7:03:29 PM] The Doctor: I think IM+ is glitching
[7:04:24 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: who is supposed to give me fashion advice now
[7:04:29 PM] Mathias Smith: [7:02 PM] Seth:

<<< Seth removed alit from this conversation.you ******
[7:04:43 PM] Seth: That wasn't ALIT
[7:04:43 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: pancake get my gay back
[7:04:53 PM] Mathias Smith: It was ALIT in spirit :(
[7:04:54 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: Im assuming you let him out
[7:04:59 PM] Mathias Smith: I stole him
[7:05:09 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: SON OF A GUN
[7:05:13 PM] The Doctor: NEVER let gays out of the pen
[7:05:19 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: GIMME BACK ENRIQUE
[7:05:23 PM] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: I NEED HIM
And this is why I love Hollie

[7:47:59 PM] Mathias Smith: You guys make me feel gay
[7:48:13 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Maybe because you are.
[7:48:31 PM] Mathias Smith: Only for Wolf Sage ;)
[7:48:35 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Maybe you are a closeted homosexual.
[7:48:48 PM] Jesus Saves...at CitiBank: Like Eric.
[7:48:48 PM] The Doctor: Only Wolf?
[7:48:51 PM] Mathias Smith: lol
[7:48:54 PM] Mathias Smith: And Thar
[7:49:03 PM] The Doctor: Up yours
Another reason why I love LoZ
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i got bored and posted something
Apr 13, 2009
Pacific Northwest
9:21 PM <Nintendo_Master> Aw, ya ruined it!
9:21 PM <Krazy4Krash> goodness me...
9:21 PM <Nintendo_Master> :W
9:21 PM <PancakeSamurai> :|
9:21 PM <Nintendo_Master> :L
9:21 PM <PancakeSamurai> :\
9:20 PM <PancakeSamurai> :/
9:20 PM <Dracomajora> :T
9:20 PM <Nintendo_Master> :I
9:19 PM <PancakeSamurai> :I

Take a moment to reflect once in a while...


Jul 1, 2012
Such a momentous time for CB!
[19/06/2013 00:33] Mases: What is this I don't even
[19/06/2013 00:34] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: this is heaven on earth
[19/06/2013 00:35] Mathias Smith: ^
[19/06/2013 00:36] Lonny Breaux: Yayyy
Pool party
[19/06/2013 00:36] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: *pool chav party

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