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Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
Walks in shoutbox... looks, turns the other way and walks out.

Everything that Dan quoted, the very subject matter indeed is memorable. We must fight to keep that scourge out of the shoutbox. The shoutbox should be a friendly place worth visiting, that shouldn't be so heated that it turns potential shouters away. Let's all band together to rid ourselves of such monstrosity.
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
A rather tragic ending :( He just up and left right in the middle of a meal.
[06:48:59] A Link In Time: sup mah boi
[06:49:30] Dan: just nomin on some chocys, my fellow watcher ;)
[06:49:36] Dan: what u doin !
[06:49:54] A Link In Time: math homework and I don't understand a thing
[06:49:54] A Link In Time: =(
[06:50:06] Dan: What sort of math is it ?
[06:50:27] A Link In Time: calculus
[06:51:28] Dan: Dan runs away
[06:51:34] Dan: not that anything but that !
[06:52:43] A Link In Time: Later.
[06:52:46] A Link In Time: gotta roll
[06:53:22] Dan: bit harsh
[06:53:25] Dan: :(
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
5:33 PM <JuicieJ> lol
5:33 PM <Axle the Beast> The truth of the matter is, is that not only is the magus king not responsible for any of this, but the vast majority of the magi are completely unaware as well.
5:33 PM <Violet> yo dawg i heard you like mugging so i have this picture of a mug mugging a mug
5:32 PM <Axle the Beast> For example it doesn't stop a mugger from mugging someone of another race.

Muggers. :right:
 

Siniru

Zoldyck family assassin
Joined
Aug 22, 2011
Location
Your Imagination... Is life real?! Am I real?!
What is this I don't even...

<Siniru> SHUT UP!
<Turo602> Not if you're nude.
<Siniru> Typical school
<Vanessa28> Oh ys it is a boring day
<Siniru> Bored as heck
<Vanessa28> Not much
<Turo602> One Fine Day To Be Nude (Family Guy) - YouTube
<Siniru> Wazzup?
<Vanessa28> elloz
<Siniru> Hi Veezie
<Siniru> I feel like ignoring you Turo....
<Vanessa28> Goes faster
<Vanessa28> I'm gliding
<Turo602> You're doing it all wrong.
* Siniru is walking with clothes on
<Siniru> Turo
<Siniru> Dafuq
Lord Vain> ...walking in the rain is nice.
<Turo602> Now that's a tv show.
<Siniru> Holy crow Turo
<Turo602> THE WALKING NUDE
<Siniru> Lool
<Turo602> I AM WALKING NUDE!!!!
<Siniru> LALALALALALALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<Vanessa28> seems like it
<Siniru> I AM WALKING IN THE RAIN!!!!
<Lord Vain> Ghostbox, yes...
<Siniru> Dead SB?
<Siniru> Hi

*Siniru facethareous
* Siniru facethareous
<Thareous> ◎⃝ _◎⃝ ;
<Thareous> Like this
<Thareous> No, she meant faceshift
<Siniru> Oh hell
<Siniru> ...
<Lord Vain> I am gonna assume you meant Faceshirts* or something...
* Thareous edits this
<Siniru> Dafuq
<Lord Vain> Bad error >,>
<Lord Vain> Oh wait, not always can /me's be edited...right.
<Lord Vain> Double click on shouts to edit them...like this. See what I'd doing, yeah?
<Thareous> ๏_๏
<Siniru> EWWWW
<Lord Vain> Wait, wat...you know what, never mind.
*Siniru faceshits
<Lord Vain> Often is on school days...
<Vanessa28> It is quiet :p
* Siniru facecows
* Lord Vain facewalls
<Vanessa28> ouch
* Vanessa28 facedoors
<Turo602> You're all invalid
* Siniru facepalms
 
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Majora's Cat

How about that
Joined
Sep 3, 2010
Location
NJ
5:22 PM <Majora's Cat> the uncool level is OVER 9,000!!!!!
5:22 PM <Majora's Cat> dear god man
5:22 PM <Azure Sage> Never saw Nepoleon Dynamite either
5:21 PM <TheRizardon> That's a lot of less cool
5:21 PM <Majora's Cat> then that makes you less cool than Napoleon Dynamite
5:20 PM <Azure Sage> I never watched family matters :/
5:20 PM <Azure Sage> I'm a quadrilateral polygon
5:20 PM <Majora's Cat> squares are more uncool than urkel from family matters
5:20 PM <Azure Sage> Pssh, I'm more than a square
5:20 PM <TheBlueReptile> Are squares not considered cool?
Thareous Answered in thread : SS Bokoblins. Did You Dislike Them Too?
5:20 PM <Azure Sage> Then I am a square
5:19 PM <Majora's Cat> whoever doesn't watch AT is a square
5:19 PM <TheRizardon> I'm so happy you got the reference!
5:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> sad reptile
5:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> Haven't watched Adventure Time in yonkers
5:18 PM <Majora's Cat> lol I love that AT episode
5:17 PM <TheBlueReptile> Then we must pick a location
5:17 PM <TheRizardon> Come on Jake,you stretch good

Watch out guys, Azure Sage's uncool levels are dangerous...
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
I laughed out loud.
[03:33:53] LoZ: Okay, guys enough filth. Let's talk about Christ and stuff.
[03:34:01] Goddess: God is here xD
[03:35:03] God: Christ? My son? He's the coolest boy a man could ask for, he makes drinks and brings a hooker everywhere he goes
[03:35:23] Goddess: hey be nice to him!
[03:35:26] LoZ: He sounds like a cool *** motha****a
[03:35:35] Goddess: he smokes marihuana
[03:35:53] Goddess: and loves bob marley
[03:36:02] LoZ: I love Bob Marley.
[03:36:12] LoZ: One Love!
[03:36:14] LoZ: One Heart!
[03:36:17] Goddess: Did he love you too?
[03:36:19] LoZ: Let's get together
[03:36:23] LoZ: And Be alright!
[03:36:38] Goddess: owwowooww yeah
[03:36:43] God: http://loldrugs.com/sites/loldrugs.com/files/jesus-bong.png
[03:36:55] Goddess: let's get together to fight this holy amargeddon
[03:37:17] Goddess: Laz you hopeless sinner
[03:37:29] God: (devil)
[03:37:40] God: Do they know what happened today?
[03:37:59 | Edited 03:38:19] LoZ: "And the Lord said, smoketh ye the bong of weed, for the Lord thy God deem it groovey" [1]Timothy 3:24
[03:38:10] God: (rofl)
[03:38:22] Goddess: I am weed :P
[03:38:33] Goddess: According to the SB I was weed xD
[03:39:05] God: God smokes his goddess
[03:39:18] Goddess: You make me high when you do that
[03:39:38] God: (cool)
[03:40:04] Goddess: I have plenty of weed for you to smoke :P
[03:40:20] God: I bet you do :P
[03:40:30] Goddess: You can choose :P
[03:40:37] LoZ: Don't be stingy! Share!
[03:40:54] LoZ: ^ refering to actual weed, not this metaphore :P
[03:41:11 | Edited 03:41:18] Goddess: Oh well my God may smoke me anytime
[03:42:30] Goddess: Goddess tosses LOZ marihuana
LoZ
 

Krazy4Krash

Moderator
Staff member
Moderator
Joined
Jun 15, 2010
Location
'straya
10:04 PM <TheBlueReptile> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
10:04 PM * Krazy4Krash slurps drink
10:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> [beeping] I don't wanna.
10:01 PM <TheBlueReptile> WHAAAT?!?!
9:59 PM <Krazy4Krash> [beeping] "Dee dee, doodle dee di do. response: why don't you ask me later?" [beeping]
9:56 PM <TheBlueReptile> You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat. You see, I always get what I want, and I want you to watch all TheLonelyIsland music videos!!
9:55 PM <TheBlueReptile> I put the brain in the robot, you know.
9:55 PM <TheBlueReptile> Finished! Krazy, come in here! Or should I say Krazybot RobotKrash...
9:54 PM <TheBlueReptile> That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
9:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> "Don't back sass me!"
9:53 PM * Krazy4Krash mocks
9:52 PM <TheBlueReptile> Don't back sass me!
9:51 PM <Krazy4Krash> NO
9:50 PM <TheBlueReptile> I command you to go and watch their videos this instant!
9:50 PM <TheBlueReptile> But I don't understand. You have the grill, and the spatula, and the comfy chair. I rubbed your putrid feet!
9:49 PM <Krazy4Krash> nah, i don't really FEEL like it
9:48 PM <TheBlueReptile> Go watch all their music videos immediately!
9:48 PM <TheBlueReptile> Yes
9:47 PM <Krazy4Krash> do i really?
9:47 PM <TheBlueReptile> You need to be educated in the ways of TheLonelyIsland
9:46 PM <TheBlueReptile> ...
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> never bothered
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> no
9:46 PM <TheBlueReptile> Please tell me you've watched Jizz in my Pants before
9:43 PM <Krazy4Krash> i have no ****ing idea why i clicked on jizz in my pants in the recommendations
9:42 PM <TheBlueReptile> You can't trust the system
9:40 PM <Krazy4Krash> ?
9:35 PM <TheBlueReptile> Threw It On The Ground - YouTube

This is single handily the greatest thing I have ever taken part of. Not very often does a conversation transition from jizzing in ones pants to a SpongeBob script.
 
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Ronin

There you are! You monsters!
Forum Volunteer
Joined
Feb 8, 2011
Location
Alrest
9:09 AM <Wolf Sage> ?
9:08 AM <Thareous> The wolf's paws slid on the ice as he tried to scurry across a frozen lake.
9:07 AM <Violet> How do you make a sentence fromit
9:06 AM <Thareous> It's more like their feet, since they can't grab things with the paws.
9:06 AM <Violet> Derp.
9:06 AM <Violet> I did this from 6 pm to 10 pm.
9:06 AM <Violet> PAW IS THE WOLF'S HAND
9:06 AM <Violet> I MEAN
9:06 AM <Violet> PAW IS THE WOLF'S.....THING AT THE HANDS
9:05 AM <Thareous> Yup.
9:05 AM <Violet> PAW!?
9:05 AM <Violet> paw
9:05 AM <Violet> wait.
9:05 AM <Violet> Seriously
9:05 AM <Thareous> Yeah, it's called a paw. x3
9:05 AM <Thareous> Lawl.
9:03 AM * Violet is collapsing
8:58 AM <Violet> xD looolz.
8:58 AM <Violet> http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/wildli...y_diagram.html derp.
8:58 AM <TheBlueReptile> You crack me up Violet
8:58 AM <Violet> LOOL
8:58 AM <Violet> Hoof.
8:58 AM <TheBlueReptile> A wolf's hoof XD
8:57 AM <Locke> paw?
8:57 AM <Violet> Night K4K
08:57 AM <Violet> And what' is a wolf's hoof called...

Wolf Sage's timely arrival... :rolleyes:
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
6:49 PM <Azure Sage> Not to me they don't.
6:49 PM <TheRizardon> Dinner!
6:49 PM <Timeless> They do look like intestines
6:49 PM <Timeless> Ikr?
6:49 PM <Azure Sage> lawlwat
6:49 PM <Ventus> and they look like human intestines :/
6:49 PM <Azure Sage> They do only if you eat them plain, Van
6:48 PM <Azure Sage> But that's just me
6:48 PM <Ventus> don't they feel all gooey and mushy and eww in your mouth?
6:48 PM <Azure Sage> I think tomatoes add a good flavor
6:48 PM <Ventus> honestly don't know how people can stand tomatos
6:48 PM <Timeless> two anything thit ISN'T NY style, sucks in my mind
6:47 PM <Timeless> I just love NY style
6:47 PM <Timeless> Yeah,.
6:47 PM <Timeless> xD
6:47 PM <Ventus> oh, that makes a lotta sense Timeless. From quality pizza to subquality, I can see the difference even in Texas
6:47 PM <Azure Sage> Nostalgia is a condiment?
6:47 PM <Timeless> Azure, that IS the perfect burger
6:47 PM <Ventus> i hate nostalgia on my burgers, perfer a fresh experience
6:47 PM <Timeless> tWhich, since I'm FROM NY, it sucks
6:46 PM <TheRizardon> What about nostalgia

Even when discussing food we can keep civil. :)
 

Batman

Not all those who wander are lost...
Joined
Oct 8, 2011
Location
40 lights off the Galactic Rim
Gender
Dan-kin
A Troll’s Life, a.k.a. Screwing with people on Skype.

Okay, so I have partaken in a very interesting and quite fun little experiment. Inspired by great trolls like Monti Thunder and Drum…I have spent a few days going on a HUGE trolling spree in DARK MASTER’s Official Zelda Dungeon Rare Selda Chat. These are my findings:

First of all, I used several characters to successfully troll. For one, I used the “annoying Mormon”, “annoying Jehovah’s Witness”, the “deranged maniac who clearly belongs in an asylum” and the “fake backstabber who deploys annoying and often incorrect philosophy to support his claims” characters. Lol


After several instances of using the “annoying religious” characters and the “insane” character, I garnered a whole lot of hate from certain members and mods, and annoyed the hell out of the chat group. After repeatedly doing so, I was banned a few times, but managed to get a few of my friends in the group to re-add me. Eventually I began spamming the group with huge blocks of random text and that pissed off the mods and the group’s leader to point that they banned me and disabled the function for me to be re-added. Here’s some of that text:

[9/17/2012 9:16:31 PM] DARK MASTER: ALIT has a point, you shouldn't spam.
[9/17/2012 9:16:34 PM] LoZ: I haz monkey Dark Master. I haz monkey.
[9/17/2012 9:16:40 PM] Kurt|sage: ^
[9/17/2012 9:17:18 PM] LoZ: Kurt Sage understands.
[9/17/2012 9:17:30 PM] Zeldalinknavi: ...
[9/17/2012 9:17:31 PM] Zeldalinknavi: -_-
[9/17/2012 9:18:09 PM] Kurt|sage: Touch my monkey!
[9/17/2012 9:18:35 PM] Kurt|sage: Some kids in high school used to say this all the time...
[9/17/2012 9:18:47 PM] Kurt|sage: ... no clue what it means. :/
[9/17/2012 9:18:59 PM] Zeldalinknavi: ....
[9/17/2012 9:19:01 PM] Zeldalinknavi: O_O
[9/17/2012 9:19:01 PM] Jon Roth (DH): [Monday, September 17, 2012 9:16 PM] Kurt|sage:

<<< Let's all have a spank off...Kurt, change spank to beat
[9/17/2012 9:19:05 PM] Jon Roth (DH): ;)
[9/17/2012 9:19:11 PM] LoZ: (party)
[9/17/2012 9:19:11 PM] Kurt|sage: Gross.
[9/17/2012 9:19:23 PM] Jon Roth (DH): [Monday, September 17, 2012 9:18 PM] Kurt|sage:

<<< Touch my monkey!
[9/17/2012 9:19:27 PM] Jon Roth (DH): (WTF)
[9/17/2012 9:19:31 PM] Jon Roth (DH): (wtf)
[9/17/2012 9:19:35 PM] Zeldalinknavi: xD
[9/17/2012 9:19:36 PM] Zeldalinknavi: (wtf)
[9/17/2012 9:19:43 PM] LoZ: I'll touch your monkey.
[9/17/2012 9:19:43 PM] Jon Roth (DH): (finger)
[9/17/2012 9:19:54 PM] Kurt|sage: Yes, please...
[9/17/2012 9:19:56 PM] Jon Roth (DH): ^
Umm....okay
[9/17/2012 9:20:19 PM] A Link In Time: (oliver)
[9/17/2012 9:20:20 PM] Kurt|sage: (chuckle)
[9/17/2012 9:20:25 PM] Kurt|sage: (hollest)
[9/17/2012 9:20:28 PM] Zeldalinknavi: what the-
[9/17/2012 9:20:40 PM] Kurt|sage: (bartlett)
[9/17/2012 9:20:58 PM] LoZ: (mooning)
[9/17/2012 9:21:10 PM] Zeldalinknavi: ...
[9/17/2012 9:21:15 PM] Zeldalinknavi: (ninja)
[9/17/2012 9:21:18 PM] *** DARK MASTER removed LoZ from this conversation. ***

So here we can see when DARK MASTER had all that he could take. After this happened, I attempted to find a loop-hole in order to get back into the group to continue my trolling, but after several failures, I decided to go straight for the DM himself. Here’s some of that text, and pay attention to my “fake backstabber” character:

[9/17/2012 9:23:06 PM] DARK MASTER: You may come in a few days.
[9/17/2012 9:23:29 PM] LoZ: I'll be back in a few minutes.
[9/17/2012 9:28:18 PM] LoZ: I love you DM.
[9/17/2012 9:32:16 PM] LoZ: i kno u ruv me. i ruv u rong time mista.
[9/17/2012 9:56:03 PM] LoZ: Hey DM. I honesty want to apologize to everyone. I was just having some fun...immature fun I suppose. I don't want any problems. I'll be good. Seriously. I really want to apologize to everyone though.
[9/17/2012 10:13:31 PM | Edited 10:14:15 PM] LoZ: If you want, you can ban me after my apology. I just want to set things straight with the members...in person.
[9/17/2012 11:08:17 PM] DARK MASTER: Yeah don't worry, we'll just add you back in a few days. I'm not upset with you personally, I've just gotten so many complains from people asking me to remove you. It's okay if you troll a small amount, but when everything out of your mouth is trollish, people tend to get annoyed. Trust me, I was very trollish myself, when I first joined ZD.
[9/17/2012 11:08:55 PM | Edited 11:09:08 PM] LoZ: But couldn't you let me back in just to personally apologize? If you want to ban me for a few more days that's fine. But I'd like to do it now.
[9/17/2012 11:09:18 PM] DARK MASTER: No.
[9/17/2012 11:09:43 PM] LoZ: What's it going to hurt? It'll be quick.
[9/17/2012 11:09:56 PM] DARK MASTER: Hmmm?
[9/17/2012 11:10:03 PM] DARK MASTER: I could quote something for you.
[9/17/2012 11:10:18 PM] LoZ: yeah, but I want to do it personally, I have a lot of friends in that chat.
[9/17/2012 11:10:38 PM] LoZ: I'm telling you, it'll be quick, and then you can re-ban me. It won't hurt anything.
[9/17/2012 11:12:36 PM] LoZ: You'll still be punishing me, but it'll just be a quick "hey guys, sorry for my behavior blah blah"
[9/17/2012 11:13:22 PM] LoZ: It's the proper thing to do on my part.
[9/17/2012 11:13:49 PM] DARK MASTER: It's just we've dealt with people that have came back temporarily, then spammed considerably more.
[9/17/2012 11:14:02 PM] DARK MASTER: Just because they were pissed.
[9/17/2012 11:14:14 PM] LoZ: I understand that. It'll just take a second, I promise. Then you can immediately re-establish the ban.
[9/17/2012 11:14:17 PM] LoZ: Okay?
[9/17/2012 11:15:25 PM] DARK MASTER: If we made an exception, I'd unfair to the other people that were banned.
[9/17/2012 11:16:00 PM] LoZ: But this isn't an exception. It's a brief come back to apologize, then go back to being banned. I won't feel right unless I apologize.
[9/17/2012 11:16:27 PM] LoZ: I hope you can understand that.
[9/17/2012 11:16:32 PM] DARK MASTER: Why not apologize to everyone personally?
[9/17/2012 11:16:54 PM] LoZ: I only have a very few of them on my Skype. Besides it's best to do so in the group.
[9/17/2012 11:17:19 PM] LoZ: It's not a big deal if you think about it. The whole thing will be like 10 seconds.
[9/17/2012 11:17:42 PM] LoZ: Then do the right thing by re-banning me until you think I need to come back.
[9/17/2012 11:17:55 PM] DARK MASTER: Dude, I'm trying to give you other alternatives, don't push me.....>_>
[9/17/2012 11:18:07 PM] DARK MASTER: [Monday, September 17, 2012 11:17 PM] LoZ:

<<< Then do the right thing by re-banning me until you think I need to come back.You may come back in a few days.
[9/17/2012 11:18:10 PM] LoZ: Oh no. I'm not trying to push you. I just really want to do this.
[9/17/2012 11:18:10 PM | Edited 11:18:15 PM] DARK MASTER: I just old you that.
[9/17/2012 11:18:51 PM] LoZ: I'm just asking you to bend the rule for like 10 seconds. Then everything goes back to normal.
[9/17/2012 11:19:04 PM] DARK MASTER: Sorry, but no.
[9/17/2012 11:19:55 PM] LoZ: You don't have to be that way. I understand how important the rules are. I understand that I deserve to be punished. But what I'm wanting to do is to make ammends. It's for the greater good. Even someone being punished deserves the right to apologize.
[9/17/2012 11:20:47 PM] LoZ: Just give me this one privilege.
[9/17/2012 11:22:04 PM] LoZ: I'm only human. I do stupid stuff like everyone else. I just want to say "I'm sorry". That's it.
[9/17/2012 11:23:28 PM] LoZ: Are you there?
[9/17/2012 11:25:08 PM] LoZ: Dark Master, please don't ignore me. I'm just trying to do what's right.
[9/17/2012 11:27:23 PM] LoZ: Are you going to reply?
[9/17/2012 11:27:59 PM] LoZ: If not, at least say "no". Don't leave me hanging.
[9/17/2012 11:31:33 PM] LoZ: Why won't you answer me?
[9/17/2012 11:33:20 PM] LoZ: Do you study philosophy?
[9/17/2012 11:35:26 PM | Edited 11:35:30 PM] DARK MASTER: Yeah, I find it interesting.
[9/17/2012 11:35:43 PM | Edited 11:35:53 PM] LoZ: Are you aware of Socrates' ideas (or lack of them) regarding justice?
[9/17/2012 11:38:03 PM] DARK MASTER: Ah, it seems like you are trying to give me some philosophical reason as to why we should let you back in temporarily. :^)
[9/17/2012 11:38:22 PM] LoZ: Honestly, yes.
[9/17/2012 11:38:53 PM] LoZ: But it's also fun just to talk about philosophy.
[9/17/2012 11:42:11 PM | Edited 11:42:28 PM] LoZ: Socrates, like you, was very adament about the value of rules and law. He drank the hemlock poison just to show he strongly he supported rule-by-law...even if that law is corrupt. And, like you, he felt that breaking the law, no matter how unfair, was something to be avoided. Rules should not be bent. However, Socrates also valued making ammends and making right what was wrong. Even as Socrates was locked in a jail, (for disturbing the peace), he made sure he paid off all his debts and made ammends to those he had wronged.
[9/17/2012 11:43:57 PM] LoZ: I just feel that the ban should be used as a punishment device. To punish those who do wrong things. It should not, in my opinion, hinder the guilty when they wish to make an apology. The ban is to punish me for my wrong, but it shouldn't keep me from making things right.
[9/17/2012 11:44:43 PM] LoZ: It's a gesture in accordance with the good. Then I submit to the rules, as is just.
[9/17/2012 11:46:19 PM] DARK MASTER: I've heard this before from, who just wanted to get back in, so they can create more problems for people.
[9/17/2012 11:46:28 PM] LoZ: I assure you I do not.
[9/17/2012 11:46:35 PM] LoZ: I wish no harm.
[9/17/2012 11:46:41 PM] LoZ: I was just being goofy and immature.
[9/17/2012 11:47:14 PM] LoZ: It's not like I'm asking you to lift the ban, I'm just asking for a window of opportunity to make an apology.
[9/17/2012 11:47:21 PM] DARK MASTER: [Monday, September 17, 2012 11:46 PM] LoZ:

<<< I assure you I do not.
I wish no harm.Ah, but they've said the samething. The truth is, in our world, words mean nothing.
[9/17/2012 11:47:56 PM] LoZ: That's true. I understand. But I can't cause any problems in 10 sec lol
[9/17/2012 11:48:09 PM] LoZ: have your finger ready on the ban button.
[9/17/2012 11:50:58 PM] LoZ: Just to make sure we're on the same page, all I'm asking is to make an apology in the group. Say "goodbye, see you in a few days" then have you ban me again.
[9/17/2012 11:52:23 PM] LoZ: Will you give me this favor?
[9/17/2012 11:53:50 PM] LoZ: If I was in your place, I certainly would allow you to do so. I know that doesn't mean anything. But I would. Apologies are always good.
[9/17/2012 11:57:26 PM] LoZ: I'm finished with my pleading. What do you say?
[9/18/2012 12:01:29 AM] LoZ: Yes or no? Do you grant me this opportunity? Please answer.
[9/18/2012 12:02:28 AM] LoZ: Regardless of your verdict, I will respect it and cease to bother you.
[9/18/2012 12:05:45 AM] LoZ: Why do you ignore?
[9/18/2012 12:07:45 AM] LoZ: Is your silence on purpose?
[9/18/2012 12:08:53 AM] LoZ: I come to you simply as a human being. Please give your verdict.
[9/18/2012 12:13:20 AM | Edited 12:14:45 AM] LoZ: I take your silence as a resounding no. While it's an opinion I disagree with, it's also one I can respect. Thank you good sir for at least hearing me out and considering my plight. While I have failed to influence you with my defense, I hope you can find it in your heart to allow this privilege to others who may find themselves in similar circumstances. Perhaps, had you ruled in the opposite fashion, we could have become friends. This could have been an event to foster new animosity between fellow dungeoneers. But so be it. In the words of Shakespere "What it be, it shall be, let it follow its natural course." Farewell dear DM.
[9/18/2012 6:57:22 PM] LoZ: Hello DM. Am I free to enter the group now?
[9/18/2012 7:03:57 PM] DARK MASTER: Not currently. Our mods try to act as a group, and some still feel you shouldn't be back for awhile. No matter what my opinion is, I can't act by myself, otherwise I'd create problems for me.
[9/18/2012 7:04:31 PM | Edited 7:05:38 PM] LoZ: Of course. I respect that. When do you predict I'll be able to rejoin the group?
[9/18/2012 7:06:44 PM] DARK MASTER: Some have said two weeks, but personally, I think that's a little much. I'd like to at least get you back in there, within three to five days.
[9/18/2012 7:07:35 PM] DARK MASTER: You should give me your reasons, as to why we should let you back in, that way I can tell the mods what you think.
[9/18/2012 7:07:50 PM] LoZ: Okay.
[9/18/2012 7:09:28 PM] LoZ: I am a good person, who likes to socialize with friends on Skype. My behavior recently was just the result of immaturity and being bored. I just went on a silly troll spree that obviously went too far, and for that I deeply apologize. You should let me back in because I feel I can be of value to the dialogues of the group. My trolling spree is over, and I've learned my lesson.
[9/18/2012 7:11:52 PM] DARK MASTER: You don't need to stop joking, or even trolling, you just can't take it that far. Normally we give warnings, for when we want people to stop.
[9/18/2012 7:12:02 PM] DARK MASTER: The point is for everyone to be happy.
[9/18/2012 7:12:24 PM] DARK MASTER: And enjoy each other.....
[9/18/2012 7:12:44 PM] LoZ: Amen to that. I completely understand and respect that.
[9/18/2012 7:13:02 PM] DARK MASTER: I am happy we agree.
[9/18/2012 7:13:16 PM] LoZ: :)
[9/18/2012 7:13:16 PM] DARK MASTER: I'll try to make them understand.
[9/18/2012 7:13:26 PM] LoZ: Okay, thank you very much.
[4:39:30 PM] LoZ: Hello Dark Master. Will I be allowed to rejoin the group today?
[5:40:26 PM] DARK MASTER: Thanks to me and Wolf Sage, yes.
[5:41:25 PM] LoZ: Oh great.
[5:43:01 PM] DARK MASTER: I'd try to be a bit nicer to ALIT, because he was mostly upset with you.
[5:43:14 PM] LoZ: Okay.
[5:45:44 PM] LoZ: I'll make an apology speech when the group becomes more active.
[5:46:32 PM] DARK MASTER: I don't think many people are upset with you anymore.....
[5:46:50 PM] DARK MASTER: However, that may still be a good idea.

Soon after this event, I waited until the group was filled with members and I said the following; what was to be the last of my trolling:

[8:20:53 PM] LoZ: Guys, I have something very important I need to say to everyone. It’s about my behavior recently that got me banned. Is everyone listening? Say “yes” if you are.
[8:21:03 PM] Carmine Chimera: Ja.
[8:21:03 PM] Zeldalinknavi: Yes?
[8:21:21 PM] LoZ: HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT? DARK MASTER IS MY GAY LOVER LOLOL CARIMINE CHIMERA IS MY HOOKER!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALIT IS MY ***** ha ha ha ha!!!! TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES BOOBS BOOBS AHHHHHH! HA HA HA!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) (mooning) But Kurt Sage is frickin’ awesome!!!!!!! Way cooler than all you losers HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT *****ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[8:21:28 PM] *** LoZ has left ***

Then I left the chat, and through an anonymous source, I got some transcripts from the group. Here’s what happened:

[2:21:39] Zeldalinknavi: ...
[2:21:46] Zeldalinknavi: ok that was just plain wrong
[2:21:48] Funnel... cake...: ok
[2:21:56] Carmine Chimera: Nope.
[2:22:05] Funnel... cake...: Well people I leave you. Good night... or... whatever.....
[2:22:10] Zeldalinknavi: nigh
[2:22:11] Zeldalinknavi: night
[2:22:15] Carmine Chimera: No one readd him.
[2:22:21] Zeldalinknavi: ?
[2:22:36] Carmine Chimera: Because he keeps breaking the rules with spam.
[2:22:42] Carmine Chimera: And dumb posts like that.
[2:22:48] Zeldalinknavi: ok
[2:22:56] DARK MASTER: I'm not sure I understand him.
[2:23:18] DARK MASTER: LoZ was begging me to re-add him, and when he finally got added back, he trolled once more.
[2:23:28] DARK MASTER: Seems rather pointless if you ask me....
[2:23:34] Carmine Chimera: It's an attention whoring thing, I suppose.

This concludes it guys. Thank you for reading and hopefully enjoying this troll spree of mine. It was a fantastic experience, and I now understand why people become trolls. It’s a rush like no other.


I want to thank all the anonymous co-conspirators for helping me along the way.
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
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ZD Legend
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6:16 AM * Azure Sage hands Rep a glass of water
6:16 AM <TheBlueReptile> Before we battle to the death over a meaningless and insignificant item, you think you could spare a glass of water? That tumbleweed was awfulyl dry
6:15 AM <Azure Sage> Whatcha gon do.
6:15 AM <Azure Sage> What.
6:15 AM <Azure Sage> What.
6:15 AM * Azure Sage puffs out chest
6:15 AM <Azure Sage> I take it outside, hombre.
6:15 AM <Azure Sage> You wanna take this outside?
6:15 AM <TheBlueReptile> Don't make me go all rage reptile on you!
6:14 AM <Azure Sage> http://puu.sh/16bP7
6:14 AM <Azure Sage> Finders keepers, it's mine now.
6:14 AM <Azure Sage> Pssh
6:14 AM * TheBlueReptile shoves tumbleweed in mouth
6:13 AM <TheBlueReptile> Noooo this is my tumbleweed!
6:13 AM <Azure Sage> And while we're at it, we'll use this evil crystal to upgrade my bug net!
6:13 AM <Azure Sage> Let's use it to upgrade my shield!
6:12 AM <TheBlueReptile> tumbleweed

Petty battles like this are a great reliever for early morning exhaustion.
 
Mases proves to be creepily entertaining...

10:39 AM * Mases gets the f.. out
10:39 AM <Wolf Sage> Ohai Mases..
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> lmfao
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> Mases, gtfo.
10:39 AM <Wolf Sage> Putrid toenail concatenation...
Actions
10:39 AM <mandym287> pillow tarantula coupon
10:39 AM * Mases sips tea
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> inb4 "Lord Vain sips tea"
Lord Vain Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
 

PhantomTriforce

I am a Person of Interest
Joined
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Location
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5:50 PM * Lord Vain sips tea
5:50 PM <Thareous>
5:50 PM <Joy> Gosh that sounds weird
5:50 PM <Lord Vain> I have a King sized bed...it's gonna get replaced soon though.
5:50 PM <Azure Sage>
5:50 PM <PhantomTriforce>
5:50 PM <Joy> Lucky I have a big bed then
5:49 PM <Joy> Ahahahah
5:48 PM <PhantomTriforce> when you..uh..were um in the bathroom
5:48 PM <Azure Sage> Spirit xD
5:48 PM <Lord Vain> Manure...
5:48 PM <Joy> Woa when did you get in the house PT?

Joy at her best :right:
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
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6:06 PM <Azure Sage> http://puu.sh/17jLa
6:06 PM <Atticus> YOU NASTY BOI
6:06 PM <Atticus> NASTY
6:06 PM <Atticus> Ewwww, you're having an affair with your aunt?
6:06 PM <PancakeSamurai> noooooooooooooooo
6:06 PM <Lord Vain> Atticus, it doesn't really matter...Josie is your niece and Samurai is your nephew.
6:06 PM <Atticus> BRB, SENDING HER A VM
6:05 PM <PancakeSamurai> DONT YOU DARE ATTY!
6:05 PM <Atticus> I <3 TELLING JOSIE THAT YOU LOVE ME
6:05 PM <PancakeSamurai> I <3 U
6:05 PM <Atticus> I <3 HUSBANDS
6:04 PM <PancakeSamurai> I <3 CHEESE

Classic Atticus moment.
 

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