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Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
POR QUE HABLA EN ESPANOL?!

1:52 PM <Wolf Sage> Hay muchas de errores...
1:52 PM * JuicieJ shrugs
1:52 PM <Azure Sage> lolwat
1:52 PM <JuicieJ> TITS OR GTFO
1:52 PM <Wolf Sage> *putas
1:52 PM <Azure Sage> POR QUE TU LOCO?!
1:52 PM <Wolf Sage> Parlano tutti italiano chi, non?
1:52 PM <Azure Sage> JJ
1:51 PM <JuicieJ> PUNTAS!
1:51 PM <JuicieJ> AY!
1:51 PM <Azure Sage> I don't know Italian.
1:51 PM <Wolf Sage> Tutti a parlare italiano!
1:51 PM <Azure Sage> Si que rcio! No que asco.
1:51 PM <Azure Sage> No u
1:51 PM <Wolf Sage> Ay! Que rico, los bizcohos!
1:51 PM <JuicieJ> SE HABLE INGLES
1:51 PM <Azure Sage> Bueno.
1:50 PM <Wolf Sage> Que si asi, asi es...
1:50 PM <Azure Sage> Ai!
1:50 PM <Wolf Sage> Yo no se'.
1:49 PM <Wolf Sage> nope.avi
1:49 PM <Azure Sage> Por que habla en espanol?
1:49 PM <JuicieJ> ooooh, now he's not using English
1:49 PM <Wolf Sage> Tu olvidaste de una letra..
 
Joined
Nov 29, 2011
Location
New Jersey
12:36 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> nerm
12:36 AM <VanitasXII> nerm
12:36 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Kitsu, gtfo, nerm with us.
12:36 AM <JuicieJ> !SPAC MREN
12:36 AM <toonlink> NERM CAPS!
12:36 AM <bspurka> nerm
12:36 AM <JuicieJ> nerm
12:36 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> nerm
12:36 AM <bspurka> NERM
12:36 AM <JuicieJ> nerm
12:36 AM <toonlink> nerm
12:36 AM <Kitsu> TOONLINK IS CAPS LOCK RUINING YOUR LIFE???
12:36 AM <bspurka> NERM!
12:35 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> nerm
12:35 AM <JuicieJ> nerm
12:35 AM <toonlink> nerm
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
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Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
9:54 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> v
9:54 PM <SinkingBadges> v
9:54 PM <VanitasXII> v
9:54 PM <Big Octo> v
9:54 PM <Wolf Sage> v
9:54 PM <Kitsu> Bulk of a lot of long posts is filler

V train was running for a while. :right:
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
I found this pretty interesting.
3:58 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> lol

Wait wut.... does this mean...
4:01 AM <VanitasXII> that was late at night, mind you.
4:01 AM <VanitasXII> "Are you two at it again?" -- Destiny

Because I'm everyones ***** these days.
4:04 AM <Big Octo> Dan, quote this IM for no reason and put it in the thread.

Has JJ finally found something more Important than SS... LOVE!?
Stay tuned viewers, because Shoutbox super show will be back after these commercials.

6:55 AM <JuicieJ> Swaggin Roost Island
6:54 AM <JuicieJ>
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> DON'T LEAVE ME
6:54 AM * JuicieJ clings to Azure's leg
6:54 AM <Random Person> I refuse!
6:54 AM <Linkdude74> just don't think we need her anf bye Az
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6:54 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Cya later, Azure.
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> NO AZURE NO
6:54 AM * Azure Sage yawns extensively
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> NO
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> bai!
6:54 AM <JuicieJ> http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f16/groups...+armaplatypus/
6:54 AM <Azure Sage> Good night
 
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JuicieJ

SHOW ME YA MOVES!
Joined
Jan 10, 2011
Location
On the midnight Spirit Train going anywhere
I swear this kid looks just like me...
1:20 PM <TheBlueReptile> I have taught you well young one
1:19 PM <JuicieJ> Like... like a boss?
1:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> Like your whole life is a lie?
1:19 PM <JuicieJ> idk...
1:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> Does it make you feel violated?
1:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> How does that make you feel?
1:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> It is you JJ
1:19 PM <Terminus> That Gif yesterday is you now!
1:19 PM <PK Flash> wut
1:19 PM <Destiny> lololololol
1:19 PM <Terminus> Luls
1:19 PM <JuicieJ>
1:19 PM <JuicieJ> THAT KID LOOKS JUST LIKE ME AT 5 YEARS OLD
1:19 PM <Terminus> True dat
1:19 PM <JuicieJ> WTF
1:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> That kid got style
1:19 PM <Terminus> Lolgif
JuicieJ Answered in thread : Could Termina Be Old "New Hyrule"?
1:18 PM <Destiny> anyways shower, I leave you with this! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qur28D7S1r2thc4.gif
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
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This was my ultimate caps fail of all time.

3:13 PM <Atticus> lol
3:13 PM <TheBlueReptile> Don't cry, the fairies of manlihood will abandon you
3:12 PM <Atticus> wow
3:12 PM <Azure Sage> I feel like I wanna cry
JuicieJ Answered in thread : Poll: What Gun Should Link Have if Nintendo Made a Zelda Game with Guns in
3:12 PM <VanitasXII> I don't, Octo
3:12 PM <TheBlueReptile> Because passwords star out what you're typing octo
3:12 PM <Azure Sage> This was the ultimate caps fail
3:11 PM <Azure Sage> And that was why it wouldn't register my password
3:11 PM <octorok74> How do you have a caps fail? Do people not read what they typed before the okay it?
3:11 PM <Azure Sage> That my caps lock was on the whole time
3:11 PM <TheBlueReptile> It was all my doing mwa ha ha haa
3:11 PM <Azure Sage> And when I typed in the code thingy, I realized
3:11 PM <Azure Sage> Because I didn't know what was going on
3:11 PM <Azure Sage> I had to request my pasword be changed
3:10 PM <TheBlueReptile> I was about to suggest laxatives
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> And when I tried to log back in I couldn't
3:10 PM <VanitasXII> love scene tips would help too
3:10 PM <TheBlueReptile> I read that as craps fail
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> I was logged out because I went idle
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> the ultimate caps fail
3:10 PM <octorok74> What?
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> I just had
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> You guys
3:10 PM <Azure Sage> OH MY GOD
 

TheMasterSword

The Blade of Evil's Bane
Joined
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Location
Temple of Time
<JuicieJ> Wait...
1:01 PM <TheMasterSword> LOL
Mihael Keehl Answered in thread : Favorite DragonBall Z Character
1:01 PM <Axle the Beast> Nothing to make up about, Laz.
1:01 PM <TheBlueReptile> Frustrating or not, don't call me out for something I apparently didn't do. Now let's move on
1:01 PM <JuicieJ> You don't like the annoying orange?
1:00 PM <JuicieJ> LOL
1:00 PM <Axle the Beast> Face.
1:00 PM <Axle the Beast> Your.
1:00 PM <JuicieJ> XD
1:00 PM <Axle the Beast> To.
1:00 PM <lazarusryu> How about you boys just kiss and make out...I mean up
1:00 PM <Axle the Beast> Shank.
1:00 PM <VanitasXII> orange
1:00 PM <VanitasXII> knife lulz
1:00 PM <JuicieJ> Knife
1:00 PM <JuicieJ> Axle, hey
1:00 PM <Axle the Beast> JJ, if you say "hi" I will end you.
Axle's bad side
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
Turo602 , this guy always amuses me :P

2:12 AM <Turo602> Matt, stop looking at my private parts.
Amy Answered in thread : What Would Your Ideal FINAL Zelda Game Be Like?
2:11 AM <JuicieJ> OK, then
2:11 AM <Matt> Hickory smoked beef jerky.
2:11 AM <Turo602> Even when you get the chance, you won't be able to pull it off as well as I can.
2:11 AM <JuicieJ> NOPE CHUCK TESTA
2:11 AM <JuicieJ> Father?
2:11 AM <JuicieJ> Simbaaaaa...
mamono101 Answered in thread : What Zelda Games Got You Into The Series?
HyruleLove Answered in thread : Greatest and Least Replay Value?
2:10 AM <Azure Sage> Whatchu be usin all caps for
2:10 AM <Hero of Time> this is me - http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...4-1228-768.jpg
2:10 AM <JuicieJ> Can't pull insults on the internet out of thin air
2:10 AM <Azure Sage> dayum son
2:10 AM <TheMasterSword> OH DAYUM
2:10 AM <JuicieJ> I just need an opportunity
2:10 AM <JuicieJ> I could make fun of you
2:09 AM <Atticus> XDD
2:09 AM <Azure Sage> LOL JJ
2:09 AM <JuicieJ> Thant
2:09 AM <Turo602> I could make fun of myself better than that...
2:09 AM <Hero of Time> Needs a Batman suit
2:09 AM <Dan> you tell him turo
2:09 AM <JuicieJ>
2:09 AM <Turo602> Lame...

iiiiiiiii
2:13 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME>

Ooooh boy, here we go again :I

<Axle the Beast> I revised the "Pure Nightmares" to have punny names too
9:36 AM <JuicieJ> What about it?
9:36 AM <JuicieJ> lol
9:36 AM <Axle the Beast> *story
9:36 AM <Axle the Beast> ....
9:36 AM <Axle the Beast> Btw that dreams tory
9:36 AM <JuicieJ>
9:36 AM <JuicieJ> And I have Wed. and Thurs. off
9:36 AM <Axle the Beast> lol
9:36 AM <JuicieJ> I have a small schedule
9:36 AM <Axle the Beast> Highschool JJ would never be up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
9:35 AM <JuicieJ> XD
9:35 AM <JuicieJ> Ohai
9:35 AM <Axle the Beast> College JJ is nothing like highschool JJ.
9:35 AM <JuicieJ> Just... let us do more than strum up and down
9:35 AM <Axle the Beast> Man
9:35 AM <JuicieJ> I agree
 
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Just your average conversation about fudge.
12/07/2012 09:40 <PK Flash> Sure
12/07/2012 09:37 <ENA-three!> mmm can i have some?
12/07/2012 09:36 <PK Flash> Maybe.
12/07/2012 09:36 <PK Flash> I don't know yet.
12/07/2012 09:36 <ENA-three!> with nuts?
12/07/2012 09:35 <PK Flash> In about 20 minutes there will be more fudge.
12/07/2012 09:35 <ENA-three!> hmm...ironic...there will be more fudge
12/07/2012 09:34 <PK Flash> Yeah, it hurts my stomach.
12/07/2012 09:34 <ENA-three!> too much fudge?
12/07/2012 09:33 <VanitasXII> mas rapido por favor
12/07/2012 09:33 <PK Flash> I'm crying over here. I'm on the ground like Helpless Gani.
12/07/2012 09:33 <ENA-three!> por que
12/07/2012 09:33 <PK Flash> Hey, no mas.
12/07/2012 09:32 <ENA-three!> wash it down with some warm applejuice
12/07/2012 09:32 <ENA-three!> mmmm who doesnt
12/07/2012 09:32 <mandym287> Chromium eats his fudge
12/07/2012 09:32 * ENA-three! found some fudge
12/07/2012 09:31 <ENA-three!> i remember one time the fudge had gum
12/07/2012 09:31 <musicfan> :facepalm:
12/07/2012 09:31 <ENA-three!> yeah, then no fudge is available
12/07/2012 09:31 <mandym287> sometimes there is a solid fudge blocking the liquid's escape route
12/07/2012 09:30 <ENA-three!> the hard thick fudge lasts longer
12/07/2012 09:30 <ENA-three!> liquid fudge goes too fast
12/07/2012 09:30 <mandym287> liquid fudge
12/07/2012 09:30 <ENA-three!> some white fudge
12/07/2012 09:29 <mandym287> omigawsh this is perfect
12/07/2012 09:29 <ENA-three!> plop
12/07/2012 09:29 <mandym287> it is when it is fresh out of the... oven
12/07/2012 09:29 <musicfan> … what started this subject.
12/07/2012 09:28 <ENA-three!> it is when it first comes out
12/07/2012 09:28 <VanitasXII> fudge should never be hot :/
12/07/2012 09:28 <ENA-three!> with applejuice
12/07/2012 09:28 <VanitasXII> ewww
12/07/2012 09:28 <ENA-three!> mmmm
12/07/2012 09:28 <mandym287> hot stinky fudge
12/07/2012 09:28 <mandym287> fresh fudge
12/07/2012 09:28 <ENA-three!> warm fudge
12/07/2012 09:27 <ENA-three!> dark nutty fudge
12/07/2012 09:27 <mandym287> Bezerk would be so proud.
12/07/2012 09:27 <ENA-three!> this convo is making me want some fudge
12/07/2012 09:27 <VanitasXII> lol
12/07/2012 09:27 <PK Flash> Don't even go there. That just nasty.
12/07/2012 09:27 <mandym287> So...
12/07/2012 09:27 <mandym287> I read it as "Axle" and decided that everyone else should, too.
12/07/2012 09:27 <VanitasXII> wow
12/07/2012 09:27 <VanitasXII> I read "I spray Axe on my butt" see it edited to Axle.
12/07/2012 09:26 <mandym287> Lolwow
12/07/2012 09:26 <ENA-three!> haha i used to tell people that n they get all defensive
12/07/2012 09:26 <VanitasXII> ok
12/07/2012 09:26 <PK Flash> I spray Axle on my butt.
12/07/2012 09:26 <mandym287> i moderator you
12/07/2012 09:26 <mandym287> no evil censor swears
12/07/2012 09:26 <PK Flash> Don't get all... BUTTHURT ABOUT IT!
12/07/2012 09:26 <VanitasXII> and why wouldn't a butt smell like a butt? what, should it smell like flowers and sunshine? (which would be awkward)
12/07/2012 09:26 <mandym287> hmm
12/07/2012 09:26 <mandym287> Carbon, I know. Buttbutt
12/07/2012 09:25 <ENA-three!> $#!t
12/07/2012 09:25 <mandym287> your poop smells like ****
12/07/2012 09:25 <VanitasXII> uhm, the butt is also the ***, technically.
12/07/2012 09:25 <ENA-three!> ooh
12/07/2012 09:25 <mandym287> @$$
12/07/2012 09:25 <ENA-three!> a$$
12/07/2012 09:25 <ENA-three!> your butt smells liek ***
12/07/2012 09:24 <ENA-three!> or some terds
12/07/2012 09:24 <mandym287> ASSBUTT
12/07/2012 09:24 <mandym287> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyait0Zez11qke482o1_500.jpg
12/07/2012 09:24 <ENA-three!> thats the bessst
12/07/2012 09:24 <mandym287> reindeer chocolate
12/07/2012 09:24 <ENA-three!> mmmm
12/07/2012 09:24 <ENA-three!> ..or fudge
12/07/2012 09:24 <ENA-three!> with chocolate
12/07/2012 09:23 <PK Flash> It's like Nutella.
12/07/2012 09:23 <PK Flash> You need a bapooppoop.
12/07/2012 09:23 <ENA-three!> mmm bapooppoop with some chocolate
12/07/2012 09:23 <mandym287> she needs a bapooppoop
12/07/2012 09:23 <ENA-three!> a white towel
12/07/2012 09:23 <VanitasXII> oh
12/07/2012 09:23 <mandym287> your mother, Carbon
12/07/2012 09:23 <ENA-three!> mud on a towel
12/07/2012 09:22 <VanitasXII> what sounds dirty?
 

Dan

Joined
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Gender
V2 White Male
He knows too much :I
6:00 PM <Big Octo> Im gonna food some eat
6:00 PM <Raindrop14> Finished your sig GPS!
6:00 PM <VanitasXII> BH5AE?
6:00 PM <Go_Skyward> Oh noes! Mandy might just be evil! D;
6:00 PM <Big Octo> Æ
6:00 PM <mandym287> Not for good, anyways.
6:00 PM <Go_Skyward> But Azure left :C
6:00 PM <mandym287> I'm not here.
Dan Answered in thread : A New Video Game Console? OUYA
5:59 PM <Atticus> :c
5:59 PM <Go_Skyward> Ittttssssss Mandy!!!
5:59 PM * Azure Sage disappears in a puff of smoke
 

Majora's Cat

How about that
Joined
Sep 3, 2010
Location
NJ
arkvoodle, you're so great at singing. Sing it again, sweet Mother Helen.

[9:53:13 PM] Voodle: heh heh
[9:54:09 PM] Voodle: now that you're all dead
[9:54:15 PM] Voodle: Let me sing you a song
[9:54:17 PM] Voodle: AT FIRST
[9:54:19 PM] Voodle: I WAS AFRAID
[9:54:22 PM] Voodle: I WAS PETRIFIED
[9:54:30 PM] Voodle: I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE
[9:54:37 PM] Voodle: I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS, SIMPLY TALKIN ON SKYPE
[9:54:40 PM] Voodle: I WAS STRONG
[9:54:43 PM] Voodle: I WASN'T ALONE
[9:54:47 PM] Voodle: LOOK!
[9:54:48 PM] Nikoru: o-o
[9:54:50 PM] Voodle: IT'S YOLANDA
[9:54:59 PM] Nelson: [9:54 PM] Voodle:

<<< I WAS STRONG*I was dong*
[9:55:00 PM] Voodle: AND NIKORU AND WYATTO AND THAREOUS TOO
[9:55:07 PM] Nikoru: LMAO DONG
[9:55:10 PM] Voodle: MC COMES OUT LIKE THE MOON ON A CLOUDLESS NIGHT
[9:55:19 PM] Destiny: lololo
[9:55:24 PM] Voodle: HE'S DONG AND I COULDN'T GO WRONG
[9:55:25 PM] Voodle: SO
[9:55:28 PM] Voodle: I KICK HIM IN THE FACE
[9:55:40 PM] Voodle: AND I CLIMB ON KY'S BACK AND LAUNCH INTO OUTER SPACE
[9:55:51 PM] Voodle: I CRASH ON NICOLE'S FLOATING HEAD
[9:55:54 PM] Voodle: NOW SHE'S PISSED
[9:56:00 PM] Voodle: I THINK WE'RE ALL DEEEEEAAAAAD
[9:56:03 PM] Voodle: End.
[9:56:07 PM] Nelson: that was beautiful
[9:56:10 PM] Destiny: gorg
[9:56:11 PM] Voodle: I know right
 

Dan

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Gender
V2 White Male
Da'aw she so happy !

9:56 AM <Destiny> ugh this game is so beautiful
9:55 AM <Destiny> HE PUNCHED OFF A LOCK
9:55 AM <Destiny> OH MY GOD HE JUST PUNCHED THAT LOCK OFF
9:55 AM <Dan> RSS feed :I
9:55 AM <Destiny> Rope dart!!
9:54 AM <Destiny> ugh connor has such a swag walk
9:54 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> How do you find trailers moments after they are released? Now that's hardcore dedication.
9:53 AM <Kybyrian> gsakgjkadsg
9:53 AM <Destiny> SPDKJGPSG\
9:53 AM <Destiny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNgh5...eature=g-all-u
9:53 AM <Destiny> woah woah woah new ASSASSINS CREED GAMEPLAY
 

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