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nerd

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granted but only your friends can have it and you may never see it or it will annihilate you..
I wish that soy milk tasted better :P
 

Sirmat

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Granted, it tastes so good that the government make it an illegal substance, in other words
if you want to taste it again, you will spend a lifetime in jail.

I wish for a solid chocolate deer statue.
 

JamesBond007

Indigo Child
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Krosno, Poland
Granted, but it will be quickly recalled due to game-breaking bugs. And fixed version will be released six months later.

I wish for Cooking Mama 5.
 
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i-am-link

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Ponyville, Equestria ('murica irl)
Granted. It is recalled three weeks after release, due to a ton of easily accessible "adult images" put in by some psycho who labeled the changes as a "bug fix" in the last stage of development.

I wish I had some heavy cream to make sea-salt ice cream.
 

Doc

BoDoc Horseman
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Male
Granted. But the cream is to heavy to lift.

I wish I was capable of controlling all of man kind.
 

Sirmat

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Granted all soda production stops... or is that what you wanted. In that case [The opposite of what you want].

[Translated from nokeyboardese]

I wish my keyboard came back from work.
 

TheHeroOfLime

Excelling in Mediocrity
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In A Margarita
Granted, but he's only come home to tell you he's leaving you for someone else's computer, who he met on a "work trip".

I wish for a nice cold glass of water.
 

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