Corrupt a wish!

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but you choke to death on thin air.
I wish I had super powers..

 

[Nerion]

Granted, but a villain dressed up as a crazy joker kills you. (Batman reference.)
I wish that all the scratches on my CDs disappeared.

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, they just moved to your face. I wish I was totally immortal, eternally youthful, impossible to harm, had super powers, and could get everything I wanted when I wanted it, and could turn invisible and intangilbe at will, and was also unable ot become ill, and society was incapable of a breakdown or apocalypse.

Corrupt that!

 

[Fraxinus]

Error: Your wish cannot be longer than 100 characters.

I wish that I could remember where I put my cloth bookcovers... :/

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but you lose your books.

I wish for Ganon.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted...

However, he's very hungry, so he eats YOU!

I wish Gannondwarf was in Skyward Sword.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but..... woah wait!

I wish did see Ganon in the original LoZ.

 

[Siniru]

Mmmkay. But he has the smallest appearance ever

I wish i had the Death Note.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Granted but you put your name in it and die ^^

I wish I knew where to find Stein :]

 

[Siniru]

Granted, But it is too far away.

I wish my cat could speak.

 

[Mune]

It learns to, but that only makes you find out how much it hates you, as that's everything it ever tells you.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted, it speaks in German

I wish I had a pop tart

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. It turns into a Nyan Cat.

I wish I had a computer.

 

[zeldahuman]

Granted, but it turns all electronics into robots and they become the dominant race.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't gone...

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. She comes back and dumps you.

I wish I was a human.