Corrupt a wish!

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but you die of an elephant. #cuccopower

I wish I could manage my time better this summer.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but this is the last summer (break/vacation) you ever get.

I wish the above poster's wish was changed to "I wish for Finn and Jake to return home"

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the wish still gets corrupted, and you don't get anything.

I wish for popularity on Twitch.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it's the wrong kind of popularity, and you get banned from the mass amount of haters.

I wish I had a pile of pure gold.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but because of the way the economy works, you just lowered the worth of gold to less than nothing.

I wish for the good kind of popularity on Twitch.

 

[Snow Queen]

Granted, but you now have murderous stalkers.

I wish Mases, MonsterMMORPG and Josh Power Z would fuse together and become god.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now we're all F--ked!
(at the mercy of an unkind, confused, insane, all-powerful deity that will kill us all.)- or something of the sort?

I wish for a duck

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but it tries to kill you.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but it also tries to kill you.

I wish for a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you get sucked in the game and everything there tries to kill you.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted by something that's trying to kill me.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but you get sucked in the game and everything there tries to kill you.

((I am reasonably ok with that))

Anyway, You get your wish, then something unrelated kills you.

 

[Mr Reaper]

I wish the user above me made a wish.

 

[Fig]

Granted but now you would have to skip your turn for when you get your next wish.

I wish Smash 4 could be released right now.

 

[Mr Reaper]

Granted but Samus's whip ends up being way OP

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it goes away because your brain has imploded and death takes you.

I wish to be... the very best... like no one ever was