Corrupt a wish!

[Sirmat]

Then you must have EVERYTHING! (Including shortness of breath, Cancer, and an early death e.c.t)

I wish for a puppy that loves me to suddenly appear in my arms.

 

[Blue Canary]

But it is insane and rabid and accidentally bites you.

 

[Fraxinus]

No wish? Very well, then...you die of an elephant. #cuccopower

I wish... I had a cornucopia for a hat! =]

 

[Blue Canary]

Everything in it is radiated and you die.

I wish for a penny.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but it is the size of a small elephant, and it crushes you flat.

I wish for inner peace.

 

[pkfroce]

Granted. But that inner peace attracts serial killers who kill you for being too peaceful. They rip that inner peace out of you, split it up and give it to each other. You are now left with nothing, but death.

I wish for Pokemon to be real.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted. Too bad you cant fight them against each other, or own one because of Pokemon Ethically Treated, Awesome! (P.E.T.A)

I wish for a better wish.

 

[pkfroce]

Wish denied.

I wish my name was Herbert.

 

[christewks]

Granted but the real Herbert who now has your name comes to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I held the tri-force of courage.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you have to go on a painfully long and tediuos fetchquest to get it, then a few hours later you get it sucked out of you by a green-skinned evil overlord.

I wish that I had a best friend that isn't depressed, annoying, cruel, and/or won't break our friendship for some stupid reason like peer pressure.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the friend is dead.

I wish for a pet mouse.

 

[christewks]

Granted but it bites you and now you have rabies.

I wish to become a Zora.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but you will become a River Zora.

I wish for video game Among The Sleep to be released this Thursday (playable alpha available now doesn't count).

 

[HappyMask]

Granted, but it comes out as a game in which you play as a fairy and cast baby spells and listen to Justin Bieber

I wish for the CD-i games to be erased from history!

 

[christewks]

Granted, but now no other Zelda game comes out.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.