Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the knight blocks the screen through the whole freaking movie.

I wish everyone knew what irony is.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but every one starts to use it and it gets anoeying.
I wish for a black hole to apear at the center if the earth. (Not relly. Sorry cel-shaded deku my thumb are to big and my phone registers it as the wrong key either that or is a combination of being tiered and typeing to quickly.)

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but the KKK gets angry and burns it at the stake.
I wish for a free Wii U

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it burns out the second you turn it on.

I wish for a kingdom.

 

[Selda]

Granted. but it turns out it's the stupidest one out there!


I wish for everything!

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, you got everything including bad luck, computer viruses, AIDS and malaria
I wish my cat was smart enough to open and close the tap for whenever he wants a drink of water.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now your cat is so smart that he devises a means of crushing your will and making you his mind slave. He forces you to do all manner of unspeakable things, most of which involve your butt.

I wish for a button that says 'Neat Guy' so everyone will know what a neat guy I am.

 

[Batman]

Granted, but the button smells like vinegar and repulses everyone near you.

I wish I had the Batmobile.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but it is build so that it can be operated by a moose.
I wish GIR was real.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he puts bacon in your soap.

I wish there was a cure for butthurt.

 

[Musicfan]

There is butevery stops careing and earth expoldeds from a nucler disaster.
I wish for the relase of the mother games out side of japan.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they get censored beyond recognition because of some stupid censorship law that passes just before its release.

I wish potato chips wouldn't go stale when you leave the bag open.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but they explode.
I wish that there was anough food for the world.

 

[chrisplushado]

granted, but everyone in the world gets so fat that the Earth starts plummeting into the sun because of all of the weight.
I wish that Nickelodeon brought back "All That", and it was just as good as it was in the 90's

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but it only comes back for a week

I wish I hadn't stopped posting in this thread for 3 months