Corrupt a wish!

[The Joker]

Granted, you are now also in church too. Your prayers actually matter but you never wish for things you really want, just for things others want.

I wish I could be an Alien.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You are not of this world but were raised here. Your parents lied to keep you safe. The government has been notified and are on their way.

I wish You had more time.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you have too much time and become the first human in history to die of boredom.

I wish I was a star.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you're no longer sentient so things are pretty much suck.
I wish Soren wasn't so freaking useless.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but all the uses are deadly, and cause the user to die on first use.
(not sure who or what that is...)

I wish I had a big stash of Ramen to hoard.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you hoard so much Ramen you deprive thousands of people of a sufficient supply of Ramen.

I wish I could afford a pack of gum.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but all gum companies go under, so the gum you COULD have afforded, skyrockets in price because nobody makes gum anymore.
And then a ton of crazies store all the gum they haven't opened, and act like Smeagol with the ring. (Lord Of The Rings)

I wish I could get "Hung Up" by Madonna out of my head.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

you do, but you get Justin Bieber's "Baby, Baby, Baby ooh," stuck in your head instead.

I wish everybody was a Monster Hunter like me and that i would lead them all into battle and slay hundreds of monsters, riding the world of these vile creatures.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but the monsters you killed were just decoys and it was all a dream.

I wish for my crush to like me back and the two of us have the ability to travel into multiple video game universes.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but you two die in the first video game universe you go into.

i wish my switch-axe,(that's a giant axe that can turn into a sword,) could kill the Lagiacrus (a giant sea dragon,) in one hit.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now the beast Increases power and speed to kill whoever wields the Switch-axe before you can blink.

I wish for Weeping angels to be found everywhere I'm not.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but you get shot.

i wish i had a giant bottle of Sobe to swim in.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the swimming pool is located in the core of Mars.

I wish my cat liked Zelda too.

 

[linkbeatmario]

Granted but your cat now dislikes your entire family
I wish I could control fire.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, Your best friend kills you with a squirtgun out of ignorance.

I wish Life was great.