Corrupt a wish!

[Big Octo]

Granted. It does the opposite.

I wish I had the ultimate power.

 

[Keyari]

Granted, but then it turns out it's not so ultimate anyway.

I wish I had wings!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they're highly flammable.

I wish I knew how to spell every word in the English language.

 

[xmajorax]

Granted, but after your wish is granted english is presumed a dead language.
I wish for 10 more wishes.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they will only be granted if they somehow involve you getting mauled by bears.

I wish I had pizza flavored toothpaste, and I'm not talking about crap flavored toothpaste that claims to be pizza flavored, I mean actual pizza flavor.

 

[zeldahuman]

Granted, but it domes in a really small tube and you can only use it once.

I wish i was famous.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You're now infamous.

I wish I was on the Earth.

 

[zeldahuman]

Granted, but everyone's afraid of you.

I wish I was a Super Moderator.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but ZD is scrapped once you join.

I wish that someone will grant this.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but the Song of Time played and then the pause button is hit.

I wish there was a mother 4

 

[Ronin]

Granted, but I doubt your parents will allow it.

I wish we could have desert for all meals.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but they are contaminated.

I wish I had SS.

 

[Keyari]

Granted but your Wii breaks down.

I wish I had a tablet. (Drawing)

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but your not having mine -D

I wish I take back my wish about SS

 

[Big Octo]

Too bad.

I wish for more Angrymon.