Corrupt a wish!

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you have to go to school for 16 hours on tuesday.

I wish that my dragons would grow up.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but your dragons exploded after being clicked so much.
I wish for a shoe that I can throw at the wall.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you turn around instantly and don't see the boomerang hidden in the shoe.

I wish that I could beat Red in Pokemon Soulsilver!!!

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you stole my Rayquaza to do it. You should run now.
I wish I had some skittles.

 

[Zelda64]

Granted, but you can't bite into them.
I wish for anything.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted. Here's your special delivery of disease and time bombs!

I wish I was Harry Potter.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you are attacked by thousands of rabid fans.
I wish that I could smash a jelly bean with a fork.

 

[Pen]

Granted, but the smashing of the jelly bean will cause a Chu-chu effect, and a lot of smaller jelly beans will appear to smash you!!

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but I shot a laser at the "un" in uncorrupted, rendering it corrupt.
I wish I had a blender.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's so loud that your head explodes when you use it.

I wish the minimum bomb capacity in LoZ was 20 instead of 8.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but Those twenty bombs all exploded at once.
I wish I could stay up all night.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you go to sleep for eternity afterwards

i wish for everyone to know who i am!

 

[Pen]

Granted, but everyone will faint when they get to know you....

I wish to learn a new Chuck Norris joke.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it was so bad people start a riot and they kill you

i wish for zelda_8 to love me(doesn't mean i love her though )

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you come back down and die over and over again because of chuck norris