Corrupt a wish!

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but instead of bad, this wish is sad.

I wish that cuccos existed in real life and went chasing after the mean people at my school! ^^

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you abuse their power and become the one thing you wanted to be destoryed, bullies.

I wish for moneh!

 

[Master]

Granted , but you got moneh , not money

I wish for a Child...

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but you got me... 3 ne he he he he...

I wish for a banana smoothie!

 

[Tony]

Granted but your dear Aunt Clara is a Zombie that wants to eat you.
I wish that Jason Vorheese would give me his autograph.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you get run over by a drunk driver while you're staring at it and the paper falls in a puddle of tar.

I wish for the same thing the next person wishes for.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but what if I don't wish for anything...?

I wish for nothing!!

 

[nicktheslayer]

granted, but you wish you were wishing for something.. (Which isnt granted)

I wish i had skyward sword! In perfect condition! With a wii that worked, with a tv, and pwoer source, and nothing could go wrong while i beat it 100% and id be happt for te next 5 years playing it

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but those are the happiest 5 years of your life and the rest of your existence is a living nightmare.

I wish for something poor people have, rich people need, and if you eat it you will die.

 

[Magatha]

That's nothing! But then you eat it...
I wish to get all A's in my classes.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you always get a low 90s on everything when everyone else gets high 90s or hundreds, making you the dumbest in class even though you got all As.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of Halloween candy.

 

[mninja13]

Granted but it truly is bottomless so it cant hold anything.

I wish my english grade was 3% points higher and all my other grades stayed the same too.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your school raises its standards so you have to get 5% more points to pass (I'm assuming you're failing) than before you wished that.

I wish for an empty box.

 

[NaviGator]

Granted, but the box contains no air, and sucks you into the vaccuum of nothingness. I wish for a box filled with air.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but that's Chuck Norris' air and he roundhouse kicks you because he thought you were attempting to steal his air.

I wish to live a happy life for exactly 98 years 10 months 27 days and 10.07 seconds.