How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker. He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water by his pure rage.
If your computer spell-checked Norris, it's probably broken. Not because of internal problems, but because it got roundhouse kicked in the screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker. He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water by his pure rage.
If your computer spell-checked Norris, it's probably broken. Not because of internal problems, but because it got roundhouse kicked in the screen.