Jon: (narrator voice) And there it was, Kirby had finally met the tuba of the lost city.
Arin: Can you move so I can ****in' get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice continued) Arin, I'll move.
Arin: Can you move so I can get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice) May I blow this tuba, or may this tuba blow me?
Arin: (Right when Jon picks up the French Horn) BLERP!
(Jon starts laughing)
Jon: (silly voice) It's a rainbow tuba! Let's (unknown word) this. Don't lie, don't lie to yourself.
Arin: Look, it's a full sandwich; there were two halves of the sandwhich, and there's a full sandwich and there were nice enough to cut it up for us.
(Jon cracks up)
Jon: Don't lie to yourself about the excellence of the rainbow tuba.
Arin: Alright, alright, Jon, (Jon starts gibbering around) you need to stop being a complete fool. You need to stop being a complete fool and ask me the question that you were gonna-
Jon: (silly voice) I gotta wait til we're done with the rainbow tuba segments.