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[Night Owl]

ex·is·tence noun \ig-ˈzis-tən(t)s\

Definition of EXISTENCE

1
a obsolete : reality as opposed to appearance
b : reality as presented in experience
c (1) : the totality of existent things (2) : a particular being <all the fair existences of heaven — John Keats>
d : sentient or living being : life
2
a : the state or fact of having being especially independently of human consciousness and as contrasted with nonexistence <the existence of other worlds>
b : the manner of being that is common to every mode of being
c : being with respect to a limiting condition or under a particular aspect
3
: actual or present occurrence <existence of a state of war>

-Merriam-Webster


What if 2+2=6?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

if 2+2=6 then you'd lose all your hair because 5+3 would equal -38

Why can you divide zero by anything, but can't divide anything by zero?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because zero is so awesome that it can cause an apocalypse.

What is 1/0/0/0/.../0 equal to?

 

[prince rallis]

7

What happened in the year 1943?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Pop-tarts were invented.

Why did I not say 42?

 

[Omega Fury]

Because the Number 41 comes after 40

(Friend falls off tree) Hey man, Do me a favor, when you get up, Can you bring me my ladder?

 

[Woyogoyo]

42.

Why do I like to say that so much?

 

[Dragoncat]

Because you are a robot and robots enjoy random numbers.

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

 

[DarkLink7]

Chicken fat

Why does the world spin?

 

[prince rallis]

Because it's playing Steel Diver.

Why am I posting on this thread?

 

[Dragoncat]

Because the magic ninja said so.

Why does Groose have gold/yellow eyes?

 

[Ventus]

Because he's possessed by Master Xehanort.

Why is RPing so hard?

 

[Dragoncat]

Because it's only for badasses.

What happened on my birthday in 1995?

 

[prince rallis]

You turned a year older.

Where would we live if the Earth imploded?

 

[Burning Beast]

On the moon

what goes up white and comes down yellow?