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Granted. You get taken by an eagle on your way to the ocean. I wish that whatever entity is giving out these wishes would disappear forever.

Granted. You may have it, but only after sacrificing your loved ones to Satan. I wish they would tell me how to get to Sesame Street.

Granted, but you have to give it to someone else. I wish I was a pony in Equestria.

Granted. It is recalled three weeks after release, due to a ton of easily accessible "adult images" put in by some psycho who labeled the changes as a "bug fix" in the last stage of development. I wish I had some heavy cream to make sea-salt ice cream.

Granted. Now it has a job at the office, sitting and making telephone calls. The job is 24/7, so you can never use the keyboard. I wish the new update for Terraria would come out right this very second.

Granted, but you crush them to death. I wish I were Sherlock Holmes.

Granted, but the CIA breaks down your door because it works well enough to start leaking intel on its own. I wish my brother was less of a dumbarse.

Granted, but they all belong to Giovanni. I wish people would understand the Brony subculture.

Granted, but I eated it. I wish people could spell "goatee."

Granted, but the fishy wishy wish fish are wished away by wishy fish wishes. I wish the world would have PEACE.

Granted, but you automatically teleport when someone says "the." You can't teleport otherwise, and you can only teleport into the Sweaty Gym Socks factory. I wish I had the guts to talk to the girl I like.

I did. Highlight from the top of the box to the bottom. I wish people weren't stupid. (Not talking about woyogoyo, btw)

Granted. It's a terrible idea, but you wish for it anyway and end up dying. I wish this wasn't invisible.

Granted. None of your wishes are granted, so they can't be corrupted. I wish for the wish that I wished while wishing for a wish to wish.

Granted. You wake up in the OR, while the surgeons are in the middle of removing a large, contorted piece of purple steel from where it was impaled in your body after the "accident." I wish for another wish.

Granted. You have to share it. :P I wish I had a potato.

Granted. They now start calling him "Malon" instead. I wish that people understood how my Asperger's Syndrome works.

Granted. It turns out to also reflect air. You soon suffocate. I wish that peanuts didn't have shells.

Granted. You will be best friends with Toby Turner for all of eternity, but all other beings in the universe will hate you. I wish that *beep* would *beep* with *beep*.

Granted. You can never come back down. I wish for potatoes.

Granted. You die from its sheer awesomeness. I wish something.

Granted. A Pokemon Poacher kills it. I wish I had the powers of a God.

Granted. You can only post one thing at a time, but it's posted across the whole internet. You're soon banned from it. I wish I had a pickle.

Again, NOT a discussion thread. At least participate in the game during your discussions. You have been Reported. *The Game* Granted. The Ads come on, but the Superbowl doesn't. I wish I had someone to talk to...

Granted. It was corrupted. I wish I had a pickle.

Granted. I wish that people wouldn't make their text invisible...

Granted. Everything else is now backwards. I wish for pudding.

Granted. You're hit on the head and killed by a falling milk jug. I wish I had something that I wouldn't mind having.

Granted. You took so many sodas that the planet's orbit was thrown off, and it was hurled into the sun. I wish more people would be on...

Granted. You are kidnapped for your knowledge and forced to design the weapon that will destroy all Humanity. I wish for a bagel.

^ This post is completely unrelated to the game, or anything for that matter. Next time this happens, I will report you to a Moderator. Consider yourself warned. Back to the game... I wish I had a toaster that toasts toast.

Granted. An even more stupid character appears and kills us all. I wish I had pie-flavored pie.

Granted. You can't leave that show now. Ever. I wish I didn't have such a horrible existence...

Granted. When they've finished, they start a Zombie invasion, and you're the first to get killed. I wishHAMMERTIME!!!

Granted. You die from a mysterious poison, later classified as a new Compound: Pi3 I wish I was Awesomer than I am already.

Granted. It has Zim in it, who then takes over your house. I wish Gir was my personal slave.

Granted. It's filled wish explosivo frijoles (that's explosive beans). You know the rest. I wish for a Chili Dog.

Granted, but you don't know how to walk back out. I wish I wasn't insane.

Granted. After winning, your deck suddenly bursts into flames. (FNM?) I wish this text wasn't invisible.

Granted. I kill you for taking my pickle. I wish for something, it doesn't matter what it is.

Granted. You and the band die when the tour bus falls off a cliff into sharp rocks. I wish I had a pickle (again.)

Granted. You are now in love with them. I wish I could wish.

Granted. They are so supercharged that you touch one and instantly find yourself in Limbo. I wish I ruled Limbo.

Granted. The soda throws off your balance, and you plummet to the ground. I wish to wish a wish that will be wished.

Granted. The wish you wished was not the wish you wanted to wish when you wished the wish. I wish I was the Mayor.

Granted. It takes up all the space in the universe, crushing you. I wish.

Granted. It's Triple-Decker Sauerkraut and Toadstool Pie. With Arsenic Sauce. I wish I had some of that pie...

Granted. You are then brought back to life as part of an undead army, and are forced to spend eternity living a half-life. I wish I had a sammich.

Granted. One of your Nightmares comes to life and brutally murders you. I wish for a pickle.

Granted. It's my Sword shoved through your body. I wish for something NON-tangible.