Granted, but since you're so popular now all the girls are creeping on you and trying to break into your house.
I wish I was inside an anime show so I could eat a rice ball with salmon filling and feel like a boss while eating it.
Granted, but because you don't sleep as often, you look like a zombie and everyone gets scared of you and runs away, leaving you alone forever.
I wish for a balloon so I can do a helium voice.