@FB- Granted, but it melted and became mercury when you took it out.
@Linknmike- Granted, but you couldn't get out on your first try.
I wish for a spider web to immobilize people.
(Nothing can stop me from corrupting things)
Granted, but a jhaoefheaogheauhg appears and eats you and your jrhgbkvgbdsrkdkhr! :P
I wish for a jar of a banshee's tears. (For exorcism reasons.)
Ok, but you were transformed into a zombie before the wish was granted. (Zombies easily eat anything and don't get either hurt or ill)
I wish I could learn how to falcon punch.