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Granted, you have the world on your shoulders. Atlus is more than happy to give it to you. But now you have to bear it for eternity. I wish people would stop being mean.

Granted, but you get electrocuted. I wish these forums were always fun and never sad.

Granted, but you burn your hand on the sun. I wish I had a purple cow.

Granted, but the American economy and social structure collapses due to our dependence on war. I wish Mario was invincible all the time, like with a star.

You get a Shiny Eevee, but it's glitched in such a way that you can't trade it to any other game, it tends to disobey orders, and it can't learn anything but normal-type moves. It also can't evolve. I wish for a keyboard shaped like a cat.

Granted, but all the rules are written with a microscope on every screw you will ever use, and you are forced to take a job where you have to use a screwdriver a lot, being reminded of the rules constantly because they echo in your head every time you do. I wish there were no iPads.

You get the Master Sword, but you are mistaken for an evil being by the sword, and smitten out of existence upon touching it. I wish that they would stop using optical media in favor of something more reliable.

Granted, but you are afflicted with terrible pain and crippled for eternity. And you can't die (because you wished to be alive), so you suffer forever.

Granted. Now each day is exactly 1 second longer than it used to be. You didn't say how much more time. I wish that the dead would come back to life.

Granted, but you are tempted to fly too close to the sun, and your wings melt. I wish that I were a pirate.

Granted. You're turned into a fruit fly. I wish for eggs.

Granted, you forfeit your wish. ;) I wish that the dead would come back to life.

Granted, but you can only levitate upside-down, and it makes you dizzy. I wish the economy would improve forever, such that we'd never have another recession or depression.

Granted, but it's because they laid you off today. I wish for a new tread.

Granted, but they're cursed... and they cause you to destroy several entire cities of innocent people. You are never found, and none of them were your family or friends, but you must live with yourself. I wish I was in Dixie.

Granted, but you only get it when you start playing Super Mario RPG, and then you find it's a very cheap/common item anyway. I wish that the moon would actually moon people whenever there was a full moon.

Granted. You get 20 Bean Burritos from Taco Bell, and you'll be eating them for a few days. Enjoy. ;) I wish for an LED lightbulb.

Granted. You turn into a hen and lay an egg. Cluck! Cluck! I wish for jokes.

Granted. You get a VERY long list of everyone who currently lives in California, even the ones the government doesn't know about. I wish there were more Swedish people in the world.

Granted, but Jango hypnotizes you and keeps you under his command forever. I wish everyone spoke the same language.

Doh! I wish for an empty aquarium. That's all I could come up with quickly.

Granted. Now you have to make a diamante poem as part of your normal grade, to keep it from falling. No bonus points. ;) P.S. Expanding, Investing They're expanding their infrastructure, and investing in the U.S. economy.

Granted, but you accidentally kill someone you care about with them. I wish everyone was free.

Granted, but unfortunately, it's because your teacher has become attracted to you. I wish people were not allergic to pollen.

Granted, but the mods and admins are morally corrupted by your wish. They get jealous of how high your reputation is, and find an excuse to ban you from the forum. I wish I had more socks.

Granted, but the teacher refuses to accept it because it's handwritten. And you can't type it up yourself, because the living pen tries to put out the eye of anyone who does so. I wish that none of my actions ever offended or upset people.

Granted, but it's so good that people completely forget about the older Zelda games, and no game that comes after ever lives up to it. The Zelda series eventually dies as a result. I wish I knew why people liked touchscreens. I don't get it.

Granted. You become less skilled at procrastinating, and are no longer a pro. Now you begin amateur-crastinating, which wastes twice as much time, but is only half as much fun. I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but Nintendo forces you to take it down the very next day due to copyright infringement. I wish I had a button to press whenever I was bored, which would make me less bored.

Granted. Emulation becomes legal, and all region lockout concepts are abandoned. Where's the corruption, you ask? You play Four Swords... finding now that it's legal, the thrill of playing it is gone, and you realize it wasn't that good anyway! In fact, you now hate it. ;) I wish for a small...

Granted. Now you work in a small, windowless, dark, badly-insulated room with no heat or A/C. You go in at the beginning of the day, and aren't allowed to leave until the end of the day. The good news is that it's soundproof, and does have a computer (though it's the oldest computer that will...

Granted, but they're corrupted wishes like the ones on this thread. ;) I wish I was indoors.

Granted. You get a pair of khakis because your wish was misunderstood due to the incorrect spelling. I wish for three periods, an apostrophe, and a semicolon.

Granted. Now they're going to expect you to finish the same exam in just ONE day. I wish I'd never seen a purple cow.

Granted, but that forum member is whichever one you least like. Worst of all, you now have to foil their plot to overthrow you! I wish for a shark.

Granted. They moved it to Wednesday. ;) I wish I had more time in my day.

Granted. You hit your head, and you're suddenly VERY good at Pokemon, and VERY obsessed with training as many of them as you can. The bad news is, that's all you can do now. You can't speak or write well enough to be understood anymore, you have amnesia about everything that isn't related to...

Granted. Amazon mistakes you for a person who's been scamming them for free stuff, and bans you from ordering from their site ever again. Worst of all, everyone else who orders from them constantly rubs it in your face how great it is that they never screw up anymore. EDIT: Granted. Your...

Granted, but it's because everyone goes insane and becomes oblivious to everything unpleasant in their lives. Technology and culture stagnate because advancement isn't possible without criticism, which itself isn't possible if people are unaware of what's unpleasant about the current way of...

Granted, but Link mistreats you and pushes you too hard most of the time. You can't rebel because he keeps brainwashing you with that song. I wish I could post a reply to this thread that would amuse people.

Granted, but the world becomes extremely boring, because the turnips force everyone to work for the IRS. The whole world becomes one big, boring IRS office, replete with bad jokes about how difficult it would be to squeeze blood from their turnip overlords. I wish people were sheep.

Granted. Your boss calls you, and tells you have to come back to work, right away. They suddenly dump two weeks worth of work on you, and it's due in two days, no excuses. ^^ I wish people knew that cats were funny.

Granted. The cure for cancer is found, but an unintended side-effect of the manufacturing process causes SARS and AIDS to become more widespread, killing more people than cancer did. I wish people would come up with more creative, meaningful names for major disasters and other tragic events.

Granted. Time freezes, but everyone retains consciousness... and are doomed to stare at the same, still scene for eternity, unable to communicate or move. Worst of all, sound will keep repeating, so anyone who was talking will keep vocalizing the same syllable, and all music will keep repeating...

Granted, but rabid anti-Travis Touchdown protesters lead a boycott of the entire Smash Brothers series due to the inclusion of this character. Many stores refuse to carry the game, the sales are abysmal, and thus Nintendo never releases another Smash Brothers game. Also, the entire...

Granted, but they tie you to themselves, and drag you down with them when they do. I wish I had a penny.

Granted. Everyone in the world now plays an MMO, and there are more MMOs. But all the new players are spammers, campers, and/or hackers. I wish Zelda Dungeon wasn't down so often.

Granted, but you create a temporal paradox with that wish (because if he had made that wish, you wouldn't have made that wish, and then he wouldn't have... etc.), that rips apart the space-time continuum and destroys the universe. Congratulations. ;) I wish I were never sick.