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Granted! It's ancient Roman currency with no value. I wish I had motivation.

Granted, now that soda is water. I wish my toes weren't so cold.

Granted, but now you don't have any money. I wish these beads would sort themselves.

granted, but now you're the leader of cups i wish i was the leader of ZD

granted, but now you can no longer post in the game threads. I wish that i was the world leader

granted, but when the baby misquito finds out you killed it's mother, it attacks you. I wish the theater wasn't blown up and that gir and i survived.

granted, one misquito is now biting you continuously. I wish i could go to the movies

granted, but now you only have a cupcake hot air baloon and it is eaten by birds. I wish i was gir's best friend ever.

granted, but now everything else are in spoiler tags. I wish Bestest and evar were real words.

Granted, but now you are Zim's minion. I wish Gir was my bestest friend evars.

granted, but the wierd guy from Pokemon the Movie 2000 traps you and makes you into a statue. I don't have a wish, i just like to corrupt them.

granted, but when you get it and try to use it, bad things happen resulting in the spontanious cumbustion of Darunia. I wish Tingle would aslpode.

Granted, but you run out of things to wish for, and they expire in 2014 I wish i had bathroom privacy.

Granted, but when Ganon kidnapps you, Link says "Screw it! I'm not even getting paid!" I wish I wasn't a Zora Outcast.

Granted, but you're now Impa, who is the Sage of Shadow. You have to live eternally in the Sacred Realm now. I wish I didn't have to wait on Ruto day and night.

Granted, but when another war starts in Hyrule, you are recruited as a Knight and die in the war. I wish i was a Zora.

Granted, but you wish to rule Hyrule with an Iron Fist, and Link kills you. I wish I was Link's best friend.

granted but it is a very small bar of soap that runs out as soon as you put it under the water I wish i could just screw up the wishes, not make wishes.

Granted, but now you talk back in grunts and screams. I wish I was immune to all disease.

granted, but that somthing is a kick to the face by Chuck Norris. I wish i could shapeshift.

Granted, but there is poison in it, and you die a long painful death in which each of your cells explodes one at a time. I wish i could make people spontaneously com-bust.

granted but then Ganon kidnaps you and Link thinks "Screw it! I'm not even getting paid!" I wish that this computer wasn't a piece of crap.

granted, but you can only control time for two seconds a month. I wish i was invincible all the time.

granted but then you have both hands cut off by a meth addict. then you can't write at all. congratulations. you have wasted a wish. I wish mah cat wasn't such a turd.

Granted, but when you beat them all, you become so bored, you are FORCED to socialize. I don't really have a wish, so I wish I had two more wishes, then use one one to figure out what to wish for.

Granted, but they can also read your thoughts, and when you talk to a cow, she figures out that you ate her brother as a steak last night. She kicks you. I wish I had more ice cream. REGULAR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. NOTHING MOAR THAN CHOCOLATE.

Granted but Link comes in and kicks you butt. It's the LAW. Link Always Wins I wish slim jims were endless.

Granted but the goat is sick, therefore you get food poisoning from the milk. I wish my wish won't be screwed up.

Granted but people scream at you and stomp until you're dead. I wish i was a shapeshifter and that my power never ran out or screwed up.

Wish granted, but the whale crushes you. I wish my gummi worms would stop crawling.

granted, but you're smart, hot and popular according to yourself. Everybody else thinks you're butt ugly, anti-social, and a moron. I wish i had more gummi worms.

Granted but while cooking super fast, they catch fire and turn to ash. I wish my cousin wasn't such a perv. (he's not really a perv though, just the first thing i thought of)

Granted, but you have to buy a seperate VERY EXPENSIVE piece for your battery. I wish I had every Nintendo Game Console ever created. (Plus the Wii U)