Best comment ever. You, my good sir, you deserve the Internet.
I'm starting to thing though, that Anju (Cucco Girl) is bumped up to around third place, behind Saria and Malon. Ruto never did it for me, not into fish personally, and Nabooru was like...I don't even want to explain. I'll just say BD.
Saria totally counts. Society just brands her as a child, and therefore she would be 'untouchable' by adults. >.>
Zelda, sage or not, is pretty freaking pretty (to me)
I completely agree about Ruto ;)
Saria and Malon are both "cute" to me. I don't know what it is about Saria, she just IS cute. Malon is a horse-loving girl. Who wouldn't say she is cute?