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Granted, every wish you've made comes true with no strings attached. However, having everything you've ever wanted leaves you feeling empty with nothing left to pursue or live for. You are an empty shell of your former self, left with everything you've dreamed of but no hope for a future of...

Granted. Welcome the the world of classic looney tunes, prepare to be hit by anvils :P I wish for a nice pair of shoes

Granted. You get your favorite icecream, it tastes great, there's nothing wrong with it. You get brainfreeze and then die of a heart attack. I wish I could draw real life people.

Granted, you get the career you wanted but it only brings you misery, pain, and endless suffering. Everyone you love abandons you and you only have a rabid chinchilla for company. I wish there was a carpentry place near me hiring

Granted, brain freeze! I wish I had a driver's license

Granted, raw liver for dinner every night I wish I was good at writing

I wish the user above me made a wish

Granted, you confidently go about your life plan and when the Fates show up to tell you you're going the wrong way you punch them in the face. You confidently walk out into the street and get hit by a car. Nice choice. I wish I was good at talking to people

Granted, and I hope you didn't need that eyelid because poof it's gone I wish Demon Slayer season 3 was out already

Granted, everybody loves you and you're constantly being mobbed wherever you go I wish that I'll never have any more homework again

Granted, they are nice leather boots made from human skin. I wish I could see normally (without glasses)

Granted, you constantly oversleep causing you to miss appointments and be late for work I wish I had a laptop

Granted, it's the only well-worded and grammatically correct sentence you will ever say again. I wish I had more time to draw

Granted, it gains sentience and becomes your best friend who goes everywhere with you. It slowly grows like a normal wolf would, and gets nice and big and then eats you. I wish I didn't have to shovel tomorrow.

Granted, it gets super hyped to the point where its everywhere, way over done, and everyone gets sick and tired of it. I wish I had the energy to play spirit tracks.

Granted, you have oreos upon oreos upon oreos, you cant stop eating them it's like a never ending stream of oreo consumption in fact you eat so many that within mere hours you've gained several hundred pounds until eventually you get so fat you explode and die and nobody can even get to the body...

Granted, the weather everywhere will always be what it is today... in Antarctica. I wish I had snacks

Granted, you eat some bacon and it's so good you can't stop, soon you're obese and unable to leave your couch. I wish my school served actually good food.

Granted, but your questions are so good nobody can think of good responses and the thread dies. I wish it was warmer.

Granted, you will work yourself to death. I wish my oven worked.

Granted, you get the rare neon pink edition. I wish I could just skip my last year if high school.

Granted, it costs a million dollars and you will never get a copy. I wish I had something interesting to watch

Granted, you're homeless and live under a bridge. I wish I could think of a cool new zelda theory

Granted, your braces (as well as your teeth) are in a nice safe jar far away from your gums. I wish it was 3:00

Granted, you finish everything you want to do in the next hour and now your life had no meaning. I wish I had a cell phone.

Sorry Chevy! Granted but you also have amnesia and you base your entire identity around those recordings I wish BotW had better dungeons

Granted, you have tons of ideas and can't do any of them I wish for a sword

Granted they turn you into a Newt I wish I would stop posting in this thread

Granted but then she'll leave Link for him I wish the sky was purple

Lol I was in the middle of typing the same response when you posted Granted, you can't ride in a car I wish I had a new book to read

Granted, you will work all day and have no time to relax. I there were no Silent Realms in SS

Granted, you will play and play and play and be unable to stop until you collapse from exhaustion. I wish I was a ninja

Granted, but now he's the most boring and ordinary Zelda character. I wish I was taller.

Granted, but instead Nintendo makes a console of entirely touch screen and motion controls, no buttons or joystick. I wish that BotW 2 would come out already