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Granted but now you have no nose! I wish I was the cure for cancer.

Granted but unforetunately you never burp again. I wish I was a Martian.

Granted now it is daylight for months. I wish I was a Timelord.

Granted but now you're in a coma and will never wake up. I wish I ruled the world.

Granted but the game now has many bugs. I wish for a cream soda.

Granted. Now there are no relationships anymore. (Nothing is more simple than nothing :P) I wish I was with Lindsey Lohan.

Granted. Prepared to be passed around and flipped for all of eternity. I wish I was a dragon.

Granted but now you're a giant Alien plat till the day you die. I wish I was Luke Skywalker

Granted but you are frozen forever. I wish the world would end.

Granted but now you don't exist at all. I wish I was a green lantern.

Granted but they eat you. I wish I was Batman.

Granted but it's a deadly blow fish. I wish for soap on a rope.

Granted but you die before you get to enjoy it. I wish Xenomorphs were real.

Granted but they become zombies and eat you. I wish for eternal life.

Granted but a Vietnamese claims that your grandpa killed his father for them and kills you to get them back. I wish I was The Doctor.

Granted but you're not allowed to use them. I wish to be Mark Hamill.

Granted but you die before making a single other wish. I wish I was Ash from The Evil Dead.

Granted but you are seen as an elite and the OWS protestors hang you. I wish my 3DS XL would come sooner.

I wish Naga would remember to add a wish :lol:

I wish Naga would've made a wish for me to grant.

Granted but you have no waffles, just a rusty stand. I wish I was the Universe.

Granted but you move right into oncoming traffic and die. I wish I had a car made of diamond.

Granted but its literally the only thing you're allowed to do and you die of starvation. I wish I was a Ghostbuster

Granted but he now excels at everything else in life. I wish I was a Genie.

Granted but it gets infected and your whole foot needs to be amputated. I wish I was Death.

Granted but it's alive and it eats you. I wish I was Rick Astley.

Granted but it decomposes the second you get it/ I wish for the sky.

Granted but now every quation equals 4 and the world implodes. I wish I was God.

Granted but there's no Coke in them and the cans are rusted to the point where you cannot recycle them. I wish I was Flash Gordon.

Granted but all it does is complain about you walking al over it. I wish the air tasted like bubble gum.

Granted but it burns out the second you turn it on. I wish for a kingdom.

Granted but you suddenly die before you can use it. I wish for a Tazer.

Granted but you're imediately killed, cooked, and eaten by a hillbilly. I wish to be a woman.

Granted but they're made with Monkey Feces. I wish became real live people.

Granted but it's made from kittens that were baked alive. I wish I had a car.

Granted but you die from excitement before the wish is officially granted. I wish for more Ren and Stimpy.

Granted but they are stale and moldy. I wish I could meet the perfect woman.

Granted but you are now dead. I wish I had an ice cream

Granted but unforetunitly you're not as good as a fighter as Link and you're slain in your first battle. I wish Married With Children was back on the air.

Granted but somthing goes wrong and you're never able to access it again. I wish for more power.

Granted but you have too much time and become the first human in history to die of boredom. I wish I was a star.

Granted, you are now also in church too. Your prayers actually matter but you never wish for things you really want, just for things others want. I wish I could be an Alien.

Granted but the universe unravels into a primortial cosmic mess. I wish I could meet God.

Granted but they destroy the Earth with over-population I wish for the greatest dream ever.

Awesome :D Granted but she takes all your friends and bullies you. I wish Dinosaurs were no longer extinct.

Granted but your essence is ripped apart into several quantum dimentions where each part experiences the wants but then disolves into nothingness. I wish for un-corrupted wishes (I asked this before but never got a true granted, just someone telling me to go someplace else. Try to be more...

Granted but the money is from a Monopoly game and cannot be spent on anything. I wish for a well-made steak.

Granted but the it is old and rotten. I wish I could see through walls.

Granted but as you move slowly, the entire world moves rapidly; causing you to live until the world ends (About two minutes, your time) I wish I could make un-corrupted wishes

Granted but the Crab meat is SO delicious that they are eaten into extinction before you can have a single bite. I wish for life without limitations.