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I crush on people easy. It's not a major impediment or a shameful secret or anything, just a fun fact.

I'll be brutally honest. I would kill people to fix my current issues. I mean literally, not just "oh I could kill for a pizza now." No. Actually trade someone's life for my happiness. I mean, I won't. I can't. But it doesn't change the fact that if I could I probably would.

I regularly fudge my hours at work. I really shouldn't, but a little bit of rounding never hurt anyone!

I have constant desires to self-destruct every positive relationship I have.

I assumed you weren't taking the thread seriously. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that.

I know a friend has a crush on me and I know I don't feel the same way but I haven't out and told her. Water is wet.

The OP has asked MANY times to keep it serious. If you went far enough back to see JC's "joke" then you would have seen at least 4 posts from the OP and/or Site Staff asking to keep the thread serious.

I don't have class today because the professor is at a funeral of a close friend. I feel glad that there's no class but I feel guilty about feeling glad because, y'know, death. Um... Did you miss the memo?

I constantly have fantasies about pulverizing nearly everyone I know.

Tbh with all the hypocrisy and white knighting lately I'm just here to advertise my videos.

Did you even read her post? That's literally the opposite of what she said.

Confession: I don't have my drivers license or even a permit. The thought of driving scares me a bit a lot.

I tend to get shouty when I'm angry. In fact, it's contributed to several fights between me and my family lately.

:P Confession: Everyone loves boobs ;p

I never do my homework. 90% of the time it's the same thing over and over again so I get bored and quit like 5 minutes in. Embrace the pain my friend.

I tend to have violent fantasies about smashing peoples' skulls in. Then 5 minutes later I feel guilty. The same thing happens in the Plague Inc. game. I have the most success starting in New Zealand, but I always has a sense of gut-wrenching guilt.

One time in fifth(?) grade a classmate of mine has her pants riding low, and instead of asking her to pull her pants up, I merged "your pants are down" with "geez, pull your pants up, Audrey!". That was so painfully awkward.

I swing between wanting to punch someone to wanting to hug them within seconds half the time. Admittedly I usually go right back :lol:. I wear black everything. Except shoes, oddly enough :lol:.

I do this. A lot.