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Granted, but then it turns out you actually like guys. I wish that no one would find that offensive because I meant no offense.

Granted, but you find it in Batman's hands, and he shoots at Godzilla and misses. I wish I was a Sheikah.

Granted, but it's on your forehead and you get dragged into some kind of lab for experimental testing. I wish I was a demigod like in Percy Jackson.

Granted, but you have to go on a painfully long and tediuos fetchquest to get it, then a few hours later you get it sucked out of you by a green-skinned evil overlord. I wish that I had a best friend that isn't depressed, annoying, cruel, and/or won't break our friendship for some stupid...

Granted, but just because you know how to play them, doesn't mean you can. You will be cursed forever to know exactly how to play the bagpipes, but never be able to actually play them. I wish... I wish these wishes actually came true in their uncorrupted form.

Granted, but the wish is to be Justin Bieber's lover. I wish I will never fall into that category.

Granted, but you're soo good the Korean government kidnaps you and forces you to make an army of evil robots for them. I wish my iPod's battery life was longer.

Granted, but they're trolls and haters who undermine your self-confidence. I wish that would most definitely not happen.

Granted, but the book is a terrible atrocity entitled Twilight. I wish my audition will go well.

Granted, but you mess up your kitchen and are banned from cooking ever again. I wish my dad didn't like gory movies.

Granted, but you get killed by Daleks. I wish stomachaches were wiped from existance.

Granted, but it's Death Mountain. And it's about to erupt. I wish winter weren't cold.

Granted, but your school is now jam-packed with students, leaving only standing room in the entire building. I wish I could speak Japanese.

Granted, but you fall to the same fate as furrysnail, owning the CD-i and Tingle games. I wish I had time to play all the games I want.

((That sounds amazing.)) Granted, but the store is so succesful it gets bought out by GameStop. I wish I had something to wish for.

((She already does that...)) Granted, but everything in reality is slower. I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but the paper erases all your drawing and/or writing. I wish my dog didn't have a habit of chewing things.

Granted, but that means immortality. You outlive all your friends and loved ones, never having another friend as long as you live. I wish my theater class didn't just end today.

Granted, but that means the CD-i's and the Tingle games as well... I wish applying an OC to this one story wasn't so complicated.

Granted, but no one can come up with good responses, therefore derailing the game. I wish the good stories on FanFiction would update so I can have something to read.

Granted, but you did see that scorpion. I wish shopping was obsolete.

Granted, but it turns out to be because you're deathly allergic to cheddar cheese. I wish Maes Hughes didn't die.

Granted, but the only video game character shirt currently in existence is of the dog from Duck Hunt. ((And you're like Polish, which is like totally awesome.)) I wish I would win an Oscar someday.

Granted, but you'll regret it when everyone's late to your birthday party. I wish getting voice lessons wasn't awkward.

Granted, but now you can't crochet normally anymore. I wish my fashion sense weren't shunned.

Granted. See, that's no fun. I wish my dog didn't bark and whine all the time.

Granted, but the ending drags oooon and ooooon and ooooon and... I wish I didn't look ridiculous when I sing.

Granted, but now it misses consistantly. I wish hair only grew on heads, eyebrows, eyelashes, and nostrils.

Granted, but you get stuck in the water glass of Ms. Trunchbull. I wish women didn't have to deal with... specific... problems.

Granted, but you can only control tornadoes. I wish I could spread happiness and lollipops across the world.

Granted, but your transmission's shot. I wish spelling and grammar were impossible to mess up for anyone.

Granted, but it's haunted. I wish I weren't watching Pretty Little Liars right now.

Granted, but you moon it instead, and it takes pictures. I wish I had stuff to do.

Granted, but there is a rare substance called Run On Water, and you can't run on any other substance for the rest of your life. I wish I never had to pee.

Granted, but no one else gets one, leaving me lonely in my old age. I wish there were better actors on TV.

Granted, but it's a candy. I wish I had energy.

Granted, but it gets stolen by Ed. I wish the Terminator movies weren't completely full of blatant fanservice.

Granted, but you now can't walk five feet without falling on your face. I wish I were better at math.

Granted, but nature suffers for it. I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but they're all spam and trolls. I wish I could get the lead in the play I want.

Granted, but the wish is stupid, and causes mass chaos. I wish I had a life off the internet.

Granted, but you break them all, giving you many, many years of bad luck. I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Granted, but it's constantly worn by a tiny, smelly man. I wish I had more good wishes.

Granted, but no one else does. I wish I could watch whatever shows I want.

Granted, but all of your Final Fantasy games break, no one is selling any, and game companies stop making new ones. I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted, but you have to do your chores 5 times in a row before it learns how to do them. I wish I could wear what I want.

Granted, but you blow up Pluto. I wish I were good at babysitting.

Granted, but you get canceled. I wish the world wasn't gross.

Granted, but now you force all your health consequences onto someone else. I wish I were never tired.

Granted, but then they all turn on you. I wish I would stop getting people into trouble.