^ Has seen Yeti, Sasquatch, and Lochness Monster in his lifetime.
< Opened a library at the age of twelve.
V Needs to learn how to read, write, and spell.
^ You wish. :bleh:
< Will soon entertain a multitude by cracking peanuts open between his toes.
V Watches in absolute wonder as it is performed perfectly! :clap:
^ Is about to be forever ejected from ZD for spamming, trolling, and flaming.
< Can't get over his Matt Damon resemblence.
V Is going to win the Lottery, but find out he didn't, and owe the government millions.