Never be able to do Zelda stuff. Hyrule has no video games.
WYR Join this RPG http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f113/%5Bpnp-rpg%5D-art-war-character-creation-discussion-thread-38026.html or face the wrath of RegalBryant?
In what world is Ruto a pretty girl?
I'd rather stab a cucco, because one stab doesn't freak em out.
WYR shove a live Magikarp down your pants, or get eaten by a Like Like?