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Granted, but he'll never read anything you post. I wish people would remember I existed.

Granted, but Water Temple. I wish Internet Explorer didn't exist.

Granted, the order got mixed up and you got the actual Bowser, who then sets your house on fire. I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but I misheard you. I wish for a Wii U.

Granted, but you create a paradox that destroys the sandwich before you can do anything to it. I wish foar a hat!

Granted, you die from an unrelated hunting incident I wish someone would test out the QR code in my sig.

Granted, but Ash jumps you for stealing his dream. I wish foar two hats!

Granted, you can only type the words "one second" fast, all other words take ten minutes to key. I wish foar a hat!

Granted, but I have no way to respond to that. I wish foar a hat!

Granted, you are now a large sculpted block of Gouda. I wish my friend Vlad gave me the money and DIDN'T kill me.

Granted, but you are beaten down by a mob of people who are angry that you didn't use the wish to further their wants. I wish my friend Vlad would pay me the 36 grand he owes me.

Granted, but the economy collapses and your 3 million $2 bills will only buy you a small Coke at McDonalds. I wish nothing bad could happen to this wish.

Y U NO MAKE TEH DUMB WISH? I wish it was possible for me to be more awesome than I already am.

Granted. Do I really have to corrupt that? I wish I had real gold.

Granted, you meet with a HORRIBLE fate. I wish foar gold!

WHAT!?!?!?!?! Back to the game. Granted, but it's all forged. I wish for a hat!

Granted, but why did you repeat what you typed? I wish to not be awesome.

Granted, but no one has heard of you in aa while. I wish to blow up (Ha! Try corrrupting THAT wish!)

Y U NO ASK QUESTION? I wish I had Steam (the online game service)

Granted, but it's revoked as soon as they see how you drive? I wish for people to question everything like I do?

Wish granted, but I now can corrupt your life. I wish for Steam.

Granted, but nobody else knows what Black Cat is. I wish foar a contest win.

Granted, but that's a paradox. I wish I finally beat Trio.

granted, it is now known as Night Owl Syndrome. I wish foar two hats that have "§" printed on them.

granted, but that's a paradox. I wish my keyboard wasn't so screwed up.

Granted, but the wish won't be granted. (wait, WHAT?) I wish foar another hat!

Granted. You die later, killed by a pimp for an unrelated reason. I wish foar a hat!

Granted, you are incinerated for unrelated debts to some Russian Mafiosi. I wish Trio wasn't such a troll.

Granted, but you are thrown into a volcano by the Mafia for an unrelated racketeering issue. I wish foar teh Nyan Cat.

Granted, but you get syphillis for an unrelated reason. I wish I didn't sound British when I said, "whilst".

Granted, but you are removed with videogamenerd's wish due to your stupidity in not realizing that my hair grew back!(that would be interesting to see if this was a new page) With that cleared up, I wish foar a hat that fits whilst I have my hair!

Wish granted, it is YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish foar a hat that fits whilst I have my hair on my head!

Granted, you are now a blubbering idiot for no related reason. I wish foar a hat!

Granted, but the wish is pre-corrupted. I wish that I had a TurboDuo.

Granted, but the cops arrest you for corruption. Double win. I wish you'd let me triple win.

Granted, you gert nothing just as you need an aspirin for the spontaneous heart attack you gad two seconds ago. I wish to have fun.

Granted, but you now have to beat him every 2 seconds. I wish Trio wasn't such a troll.

Granted, your jokes are now sentient. Have fun knowing that YOU destroyed the world. I wish I had a Rumble Pak for my N64.

Granted, but I still don't play Final Fantasy I wish to be an epic knight of party.

Granted, but I still don't know what you're talking about. I wish for an epic night of party.

Granted, the thinder happens after you get struck by lightining. I wish for Majora's Mask.

Granted, you also get two cops as a free bonus! I wish for a hat.

理所当然的，但你不能去中国 （或阅读) Iz Wishz thatz tehXbox diddntz hax mah accountz.

Granted, it is, "I wish for two hookers" I wish to speak Albanian.

Granted. Two cops walk into the room while you are having maximum fun. I wish to not have a wish cop-out anymore.

Granted. Two hookers walk into the room. I wish my standard wish cop-out didn't have anything to do with hats.

Granted, they blow up. I wish for my standard wish cop-out to not be, 'I wish for a hat.'

Granted, in the battle he spills boiling water on you. I wish for Majora's Mask and an Expantion Pak for my N64.

I'm not sure how that happened... Anyways, granted, but it's moldy. I wish for a fedora and to live in a world identical to ours, except for the fact that hipsters aren't lame.

THAT'S it, your now OFFICIALLY my archrival now! (P.S., I'm winning)