Search results for query: *

granted, you get foul fish breath for the rest of your life i wish for more FMA time

granted, now all the people who depend on coffe to wake up in the morning will either get arrested or be super tired driving to work, and one person falling asleep at the wheel causes a chain reaction that eventually makes the M key on your keyboard explode, which then causes the implosion of...

Granted, you are now running for your life from every fictional villan ever though up-including Mr. Crocker throwing his F-darts at you I wish the Last Airbender movie didn't have "epic fail" written all over it.

granted, you have yellow eyes as a result of an undiscovered and apparently inevitably fatal disease i wish i hadn't overfed my pet dinosaur

Granted, you can no longer play Zelda I wish I had a lifetime supply of apple pie that would never get poisoned or go bad.

Granted, you survived by eating your Zelda games I wish for apple pie

Granted, now you have a toothache I wish I had no homework

Granted, the evil people of the world use their new power to take over the world and we can't stop it I wish I could go see the Hobbit

Granted, but Nintendo is now bought by the PS people and they make a mess out of everything I wish I had every Zelda game currently in exsistence.

granted, you now are being chased by a hungry cheetah i wish for a lifetime supply of almond joys

granted. you have a wii remote with a sloppy Triforce drawn on it and a "U" written in after the word "Wii" on the bottom i wish for purple eggs and ham

Granted, but your older twin sisters try to modify it with artificial intelligence and it tries to take over the world with government space lasers. I wish for the wiiU

Granted, now you have so much money that Zelda steals and gives it to link. I wish the owls I drew actually looked like owls.

(that doesnt corrupt the wish one bit :P ) granted, now a little kid in a green tunic comes along and kills you i wish for sheet music from every zelda song in exsistence for my band

granted, now any time you pick up something not heavy it flies across the room i wish my band teacher could find zelda music

(I mean the music I have to play for a stupid football game on Friday at my soon-to-be high school even though I won't be in the high school untill next year. ) Granted, but you forget to take it off when you go swimming and it breaks :P I wish I could create the perfect animated Korra gif...

Granted, now it's even harder to kill Ganondorf I wish I could memorize my band music.

Granted, you now loose the ability to read anything on the forums I wish my apple pie was flawless. And that means no worms.

Granted. You get banned I wish for moar perfect apple pie

Granted. you fall off a cliff next time you go travelling I wish the new season of Korra started today

granted, you now have a pack of ravenous hyenas to keep you company i wish my apple pie wasnt poisoned

too bad :P i wish for apple pie

Granted, but it is a mansion haunted by at least 50 ghosts I wish this stupid ad that keeps popping up on my screen would go away

Granted, but fame and fortune turn out to be too much for you and you crack under the pressure. I wish I wasn't to lazy to turn off my 6:50AM alarm for my day off school tomorrow

Granted, you now walk crooked for the rest of your life I wish for a snack

Granted, and all of your favorite foods suddenly taste awful I wish for infinity Keebler minty fudge bars

Granted. You wake up to find that Endermen have transported you to the Nether in your sleep, and you look them in the eye and they try to kill you. I wish I could watch the next season of the Legend of Korra

Granted. The flowers are all the poisonous White Jade, but you don't know that and you make tea from them just like the Dragon of the West. I wish more people appreciated Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra

Granted but it hurts you instead of healing you cause you shook the bottle too much I wish there was a new update for Minecraft PE out already

Granted but now killing a single Orc counts as ten I wish I could play Sarias Song

Granted. Owls like you are now trapped in the hollows of the underground apple trees I wish Beyblade never existed in the first place

Granted but you are now also the stupidest person in the world I wish I was an owl

Granted but Magikarp suddenly becomes extremely rare and all other Pokemon moves now act like Splash once did I wish the magic spell only destroyed Beyblade

Granted but it's surrounded by a moat of lava and guarded by a dragon like in Shrek. I wish for a magic spell that destroys anything and all related to Beyblade

granted but he gets a cuncussion from a hockey puck hitting his head so hard that it breaks the helmet and he cant speak for the rest of his life i wish i had an infinite supply of the epicest minty foods in exsistence

Granted but we can't give you a perfect replacement hand after Darth Vader cuts it off because technology isn't that advanced yet and the hand you get can't feel anything with it I wish for a milkshake

Granted but you stall your plane on takeoff and thus crash it I wish there was no such thing as homework

Granted but you die fighting the red lantern thingies I wish my invincible bionic ninja kitten only ate catnip.

Granted but I'm too lazy to do the math so you get nothing I wish for a 100000000000000000000% invincible bionic ninja kitten.

Granted but we both have opposite definiitions of the word epic so the music is awful to you I wish for a TV and mini fridge in my room just like my friend did before she moved

Granted, but you accidentally wish yourself to the age of the dinosaurs and can't wish yourself back I wish I could use Earthbending to become a human lie detector just like Toph

Granted but someone blows up your house I wish my bionic ninja kitty was unexplodeable

Granted but now butter tastes like peanut butter I wish my bionic ninja kitten was unsquishable.

Granted. You can now only write in Krakish for the rest of your life I wish my bionic ninja kittie was made off such high tech stuff that the only thing distinguishing it from being a real kittie is its ninja moves, superkitty hearing, and the refusal to eat catnip.

Granted but it's only free cause you found it in the sewer I wish I had a bionic ninja kitten as a pet

Granted but it yarps a pellet on your face every night I wish I was the one to post the 10000 reply on Attempt to be the Largest Thread in DGN History.

Granted but you get in trouble I still wish for the block pit

Granted but you can't understand what anyone is saying I wish I had one of those foam block things in my basement and a rope swing :D

Granted. If you try to drink anything else, it will feel like acid. I wish I was the Avatar.

Granted. You now have a 3DS disguised as a bag of potato chips. I wish that I could get the heart piece from Yeta in TP.